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I'm white on the right side....he's black on the right side

Post by Judge » Sun Aug 11, 2013 3:08 pm

Obviously I need to kill him. I'm black on the left side so there really is nothing to discuss, I don't know why I posted this. Its a given no one will disagree with me. And if they do, I'll denounce them and end my friendships with them forever.
Proverbs 31:6&7

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Post by Frankennietzsche » Sun Aug 11, 2013 3:45 pm

How about them trousers?

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Post by Judge » Sun Aug 11, 2013 7:44 pm

frankennietzsche wrote:How about them trousers?

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Riddle me this Batman...
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Re: I'm white on the right side....he's black on the right s

Post by mistah willies » Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:50 pm

Judge wrote:
Riddle me this Batman...

You are quite the puzzler.


Well done, Judge


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Post by Patchez » Wed Aug 14, 2013 9:44 pm

Frank Gorshin used to be a guest on the Don & Mike show in DC at least once a year. He was one of the few Hollywood type that weren't fake friends with the radio guys, just long enough to get what they needed out of a major market then nothing. He had some great stories about the old Hollywood days, seemed to me he was a helluva drinker back in the day. Still was too, if I recall. Smoked like a chimney. They Dj's would send him a bottle of Scotch or Bourbon and a carton of smokes for his birthday every year.
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Re: I'm white on the right side....he's black on the right s

Post by greygoose1 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:42 am

A former co-worker, who happened to be married to an Asian woman and also spoke fluent Cantonese, said this to me once...

Him: "You know what?"
Me: "No"
Him: "There's 2 kinds of Asians"
Me: "Yeah?"
Him: "You got a banana, which is yellow on the outside and white on the inside. And you got your hard-boiled egg, white on the outside and yellow on the inside"
Me: "Hmmmm. So you paying for the mu-shu pork or is this on me?"

Don't know where I was going with this, just wanted to throw something in. You're welcome or fuck you, depending on your interpretation.
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Post by peetie44 » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:55 am

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Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:12 pm

Fun story: to alleviate boredom here at work, I like to make up my own phoenetic alphabet when giving part numbers. Yesterday, for a fitting starting with "FG" I used "Frank Gorshen". Weeeeeeeeeee.

I've also used "twisted sister" and "Larry Fine".
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Re: I'm white on the right side....he's black on the right s

Post by Wingman » Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:37 pm

greygoose1 wrote: Him: "There's 2 kinds of Asians"
duh: hot, and homely.
Stupid should hurt.

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