On this day, in 1775

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On this day, in 1775

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:41 pm

"King George III delivers his Proclamation of Rebellion to the Court of St. James's stating that the American colonies have proceeded to a state of open and avowed rebellion."

http://www.britannia.com/history/docs/procreb.html
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:50 pm

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Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:44 pm

And a lesson was learned by all.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: On this day, in 1775

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:39 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:And a lesson was learned by all.
"Never trust a monarch with porphyria."?

or

"Your bird in her bush is worth two in your hand."?
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Re: On this day, in 1775

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:16 pm

frankennietzsche wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:And a lesson was learned by all.
"Never trust a monarch with porphyria."?

or

"Your bird in her bush is worth two in your hand."?
That has to be read in the Rocky and Bullwinkle announcer voice.
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Re: On this day, in 1775

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:00 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote: That has to be read in the Rocky and Bullwinkle announcer voice.
It is in my mind.

It always is in my mind!
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Post by peetie44 » Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:54 am

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