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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri Sep 20, 2013 6:33 am

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Re: Religion

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:51 pm

Madonna gave up Kabbalah waaay before anyone else gave up the Kabbalah. FIRST.
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Post by Shane-O-Matic » Wed Oct 09, 2013 5:05 pm

If I was a member of an organised religion or spiritual movement, I'd be shitting myself at the prospect of it being adopted by Madonna. Pretty sure I heard that she's after the Sufis now.

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Re: Religion

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri Oct 11, 2013 6:02 am

Then let's hope that she starts grooving on Anton Le Vey, soon...
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Post by peetie44 » Sun Oct 13, 2013 7:00 am

"On one level, the singer's absence might be expected. With the obvious exception of their own sendoffs, a funeral is an event at which attendees are merely on the bill, as opposed to headlining. And it may very well be that Madonna simply declined to be part of an ensemble piece."

Hmmmm...or perhaps she was simply being considerate and didn't wish for her celebrity, along with its potential for distraction, to infringe upon another person's funeral?
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Re: Religion

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri Oct 25, 2013 9:13 am

Rihanna's Mosque Visit Fail; oh those crazy pop singers and their religious flirtations...
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Re: Religion

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:20 pm

Contrary to what his death certificate says, today was the day that Anton Levay died (in St. Mary's hospital, no less) according to the wikipedia.
"Anton LaVey died on October 29, 1997, in St. Mary's Medical Center in San Francisco of pulmonary edema.[18] He was taken to St. Mary's, a Catholic hospital, because it was the closest available. For reasons open to speculation, the time and date of his death was incorrect (by two days) listed as the morning of Halloween on his death certificate. A secret Satanic funeral, attended by invitation only, was held in Colma after which LaVey's body was cremated."

This interview with the current high priest is interesting:
http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Satanism:_A ... er_Gilmore

This is humorous, I think.(kind of Chick Trackesque:)

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20 ... ft/cos.htm


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Re: Religion

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sat Nov 02, 2013 11:49 pm

“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Re: Religion

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Nov 03, 2013 4:48 am

From the richarddawkins.net archives, "The Truth about the Lunatic Religious Right in America" (sic).
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