Things that make you mad.
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- benitobeast69
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Re: Things that make you mad.
I'm about as northern as they come mate. hahHugh wrote: ↑Fri Oct 16, 2020 7:36 pmRumor is that you are going to join the Modern Drunkard Skype chat? Is this true? If so, ring me when you get on there, I love to hear English accents, especially Northern or Eastern London. I can't figure out where TheDrunkardAnglo is from by his accent, but I'm sure it is not East London.
and yeah was fuckin lovely to speak to you.
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Re: Things that make you mad.
Voting poll watcher dipshits. I mailed mine in you fucking morons.
Okole maluna!
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Re: Things that make you mad.
You're in a meeting, you're taking notes. They are your notes, they are not anyone elses. They are not for external use. Yet some guy asks for those notes.
Also when someone takes my pen and doesn't give it back. I once gave someone a mechanical pencil, that thing returned to me fucked up. A part of me died when I saw the condition of that mechanical pencil. I'd like to make it socially acceptable for when someone says "can I borrow your pen" to respond "fuck off, get your own pen!"
Also when someone takes my pen and doesn't give it back. I once gave someone a mechanical pencil, that thing returned to me fucked up. A part of me died when I saw the condition of that mechanical pencil. I'd like to make it socially acceptable for when someone says "can I borrow your pen" to respond "fuck off, get your own pen!"
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
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Re: Things that make you mad.
Yes exactly, and yet, we would be the arschlöcher for saying no, even if it was in a polite manner, not the rude ill-prepared dumbass.TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Fri Dec 11, 2020 6:15 amYou're in a meeting, you're taking notes. They are your notes, they are not anyone elses. They are not for external use. Yet some guy asks for those notes.
Also when someone takes my pen and doesn't give it back. I once gave someone a mechanical pencil, that thing returned to me fucked up. A part of me died when I saw the condition of that mechanical pencil. I'd like to make it socially acceptable for when someone says "can I borrow your pen" to respond "fuck off, get your own pen!"
As far as the borrowing of the notes go...a decent response could be "Uh...actually I'm not taking notes, I'm (fill in the blank something awkward) "doing charcoal sketchings of your tiny schlong", "writing down all the things I want to do to you sexually when you're locked in my dungeon", or of course the "doodling naked drawings of my dead grandmother's corpse".
"Yes you can "borrow" imy pen...if I can shove it up yer arse first!" Unfortunate these are not socially acceptable replies. Not that I care so much about that either...
I had to take some German exams and this dumbass across the classroom kept wanting to borrow my eraser and then never gave it back. Meanwhile I'm fcking up the German exam left and right really needing it because German pencils don't have erasers on them (hence my preparedness for having one, autonomous from the pencil. I'm like a Boy Scout) and I actually had to get up and go over to her desk and take it back in the middle of the exam. So stupid and how full of herself she must have been thinking she would never need an eraser. Fast forward one month- she failed the German course.
New shit I'm over - German pencils not having erasers on the top.
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Re: Things that make you mad.
This should result in automatic deportation. It's like she isn't willing to accept german culture, and bring her own erazer.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Dec 11, 2020 11:33 amYes exactly, and yet, we would be the arschlöcher for saying no, even if it was in a polite manner, not the rude ill-prepared dumbass.TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Fri Dec 11, 2020 6:15 amYou're in a meeting, you're taking notes. They are your notes, they are not anyone elses. They are not for external use. Yet some guy asks for those notes.
Also when someone takes my pen and doesn't give it back. I once gave someone a mechanical pencil, that thing returned to me fucked up. A part of me died when I saw the condition of that mechanical pencil. I'd like to make it socially acceptable for when someone says "can I borrow your pen" to respond "fuck off, get your own pen!"
As far as the borrowing of the notes go...a decent response could be "Uh...actually I'm not taking notes, I'm (fill in the blank something awkward) "doing charcoal sketchings of your tiny schlong", "writing down all the things I want to do to you sexually when you're locked in my dungeon", or of course the "doodling naked drawings of my dead grandmother's corpse".
"Yes you can "borrow" imy pen...if I can shove it up yer arse first!" Unfortunate these are not socially acceptable replies. Not that I care so much about that either...
I had to take some German exams and this dumbass across the classroom kept wanting to borrow my eraser and then never gave it back. Meanwhile I'm fcking up the German exam left and right really needing it because German pencils don't have erasers on them (hence my preparedness for having one, autonomous from the pencil. I'm like a Boy Scout) and I actually had to get up and go over to her desk and take it back in the middle of the exam. So stupid and how full of herself she must have been thinking she would never need an eraser. Fast forward one month- she failed the German course.
New shit I'm over - German pencils not having erasers on the top.
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
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Re: Things that make you mad.
Flunkies who need erasers.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: Things that make you mad.
I don't get mad at anything. I taught Buddha and Master Shifu both how to find inner peace.
Of course...
I piss a LOT of people off as well, so I guess there is a balance.
Of course...
I piss a LOT of people off as well, so I guess there is a balance.
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Re: Things that make you mad.
The fact that the mail rarely arrives at my place these days. It's not all bad. I don't miss the endless flood of junk mail one bit. All holiday cards from family have been received. What troubles me is all the bills haven't shown up. I realize how retarded that looks in writing but none the less it irritates me. It irritates me because the douche bags that send the bills don't care that the bill didn't show up. They're whining about not getting payment. Life would be much better without the post office, bills, people, money, weekdays, floor managers, etc.
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Re: Things that make you mad.
Religious people always persecuting others sexuality and worrying about who people are sleeping with.
Conservatives backlash over same-sex prom nominee winners.
A high-school dance? Really? Who cares?!?! Why are these religious people always so interested and concerned about peoples genitalia anyway? They are so fortunate to have the luxury of only having white people problems; having nothing better to do than thinkin' about dicks and vaginas all day, and what people are doing with them. Piss off already. They must be exhausted trying to find new people to pick on since they can't harass Target employees for enforcing mask mandates anymore.
It's hilarious that they quote the Bible about how wrong it is because the retaliation by rational people is even better.
"I'm not aware of any god that has given an opinion on how a prom should be conducted."
"I’ve read the Bible cover to cover more than once, and I don’t recall a single mention of prom royalty or their required genitalia."
"Proms 11:16 And thou shalt conduct thy proms as follows: with a king and a Queen with the genitals of their desires, and the demons of Karens shall not abide between the punch table and the nosh table. Two by two and sometimes more shall they gather, and danceth to tunes."
"it was in commandments 11-15. You know the tablet that Moses dropped."
Conservatives backlash over same-sex prom nominee winners.
A high-school dance? Really? Who cares?!?! Why are these religious people always so interested and concerned about peoples genitalia anyway? They are so fortunate to have the luxury of only having white people problems; having nothing better to do than thinkin' about dicks and vaginas all day, and what people are doing with them. Piss off already. They must be exhausted trying to find new people to pick on since they can't harass Target employees for enforcing mask mandates anymore.
It's hilarious that they quote the Bible about how wrong it is because the retaliation by rational people is even better.
"I'm not aware of any god that has given an opinion on how a prom should be conducted."
"I’ve read the Bible cover to cover more than once, and I don’t recall a single mention of prom royalty or their required genitalia."
"Proms 11:16 And thou shalt conduct thy proms as follows: with a king and a Queen with the genitals of their desires, and the demons of Karens shall not abide between the punch table and the nosh table. Two by two and sometimes more shall they gather, and danceth to tunes."
"it was in commandments 11-15. You know the tablet that Moses dropped."
Okole maluna!
Re: Things that make you mad.
I wish a woman cared about my genitals. So alone.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Things that make you mad.
Garage door opener broke today. Halfway open, a bolt snapped and down the door went fast as hell. Loud too. Immediatly followed by a gear with the snapped bolt. That one kinda put a damper on my almost chipper mood.
Re: Things that make you mad.
Super dangerous!scream ale wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 11:53 amHalfway open, a bolt snapped and down the door went fast as hell.
I would say imagine if you had started backing up a vehicle and it fell on it, but I think I remember you saying you don't drive.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.