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Re: Things that make you angry!

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Mon Aug 05, 2019 8:03 am
Enough with the mass shootings already. ENOUGH! Fking little dickless twats! May they get raped a million times in prison.
Quite agree.

Rule number one for ass-piring assholes of assholery: First make absolutely certain that the device you have gotten truly works.

It has been designed for a single purpose, and it is not for bears nor deer or moose because that would frig up the meat.
It's for bagging as many humans as possible in the shortest, shittiest amount of time.

You have to test it on yourself first. It's the rule. Sorry for the inconvenience, but a rule is a rule.

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Re: Things that make you angry!

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mistah willies wrote:
Fri Aug 23, 2019 3:03 pm


Quite agree.

Rule number one for ass-piring assholes of assholery: First make absolutely certain that the device you have gotten truly works.

It has been designed for a single purpose, and it is not for bears nor deer or moose because that would frig up the meat.
It's for bagging as many humans as possible in the shortest, shittiest amount of time.

You have to test it on yourself first. It's the rule. Sorry for the inconvenience, but a rule is a rule.
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Re: Things that make you mad.

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Those people who call you at work saying "I was going to drop you an email, but I thought it would be easier to call".

Easier for who you stupid cow?
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just general fucking moaners... I am aware of the irony that I am now moaning about them,,

but fuckin hell...

We have a neighborhood Facebook group and the amount of moaning shit I see on there...people complaining cause someone has parked their van at the entrance to the estate...or that someone was walking in the road...or that someone dropped a cigarette on the floor.

If they have an issue they don't just address the person they hold responsible..they just go and bitch and whine on the group.

They all fucking hate me, every single post on there I just comment "I'm sure we'll live through this ordeal."

No joke they organised a fucking man hunt the other day cause some kids played knock a door run or someones house. They all need to drink more and relax.
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Re: Things that make you mad.

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benitobeast69 wrote:
Fri Oct 16, 2020 11:48 am
just general fucking moaners... I am aware of the irony that I am now moaning about them,,

but fuckin hell...

We have a neighborhood Facebook group and the amount of moaning shit I see on there...people complaining cause someone has parked their van at the entrance to the estate...or that someone was walking in the road...or that someone dropped a cigarette on the floor.

If they have an issue they don't just address the person they hold responsible..they just go and bitch and whine on the group.

They all fucking hate me, every single post on there I just comment "I'm sure we'll live through this ordeal."

No joke they organised a fucking man hunt the other day cause some kids played knock a door run or someones house. They all need to drink more and relax.
The Nextdoor neighborhood group banned me.

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Re: Things that make you mad.

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The lack of pumpkin pie at the grocery store is so much making me mad so much as it's making me wonder what the greedy retards are doing with all that pie. Surely they've already stuffed their freezers with meat, fruit/veggies, bread and milk. Do you really need more than one?
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Re: Things that make you mad.

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That I passed two perfectly good liquor stores on my way home without realizing exactly how utterly dire my vodka supply is.

Now the last of that perfect goodness is gone and I've taken to depleting my brandy knowing full well the hangover that awaits me tomorrow.

Fuck...
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Re: Things that make you mad.

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Hugh wrote:
Fri Oct 16, 2020 2:34 pm
benitobeast69 wrote:
Fri Oct 16, 2020 11:48 am
just general fucking moaners... I am aware of the irony that I am now moaning about them,,

but fuckin hell...

We have a neighborhood Facebook group and the amount of moaning shit I see on there...people complaining cause someone has parked their van at the entrance to the estate...or that someone was walking in the road...or that someone dropped a cigarette on the floor.

If they have an issue they don't just address the person they hold responsible..they just go and bitch and whine on the group.

They all fucking hate me, every single post on there I just comment "I'm sure we'll live through this ordeal."

No joke they organised a fucking man hunt the other day cause some kids played knock a door run or someones house. They all need to drink more and relax.
The Nextdoor neighborhood group banned me.

i should fucking hope so if they were moaning cuntflaps like this lot. hope you rained abuse on the winging twats.
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Re: Things that make you mad.

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Yep, I did. I was probably the most hated one on there, which would of course explain getting banned. At first, I was offended for getting banned, I went to the Nextdoor Facebook page and asked them what the fuck was up. They didn't answer. But it's just as well. Truth is - I don't belong there. I'm not one of them, the neighborhood watch dogs and do-gooders. They probably didn't even know it was me that fell face first in the middle of the street one night after getting out of my cab, necessitating them to call the police on me. (I was able to get back to my apartment before the cops arrived, saving myself from yet another arrest.)

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Re: Things that make you mad.

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Rumor is that you are going to join the Modern Drunkard Skype chat? Is this true? If so, ring me when you get on there, I love to hear English accents, especially Northern or Eastern London. I can't figure out where TheDrunkardAnglo is from by his accent, but I'm sure it is not East London.

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Re: Things that make you mad.

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Hugh wrote:
Fri Oct 16, 2020 7:36 pm
Rumor is that you are going to join the Modern Drunkard Skype chat? Is this true? If so, ring me when you get on there, I love to hear English accents, especially Northern or Eastern London. I can't figure out where TheDrunkardAnglo is from by his accent, but I'm sure it is not East London.
benito you meant,

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Re: Things that make you mad.

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I only have two neighbourghs and they both suck. One way more than the other. They can both suck each other
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Re: Things that make you mad.

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oettinger wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:31 am
I only have two neighbourghs and they both suck. One way more than the other. They can both suck each other
Gotta be the lemon talking. Vodka would never say that.
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Re: Things that make you mad.

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scream ale wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 9:16 am
oettinger wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:31 am
I only have two neighbourghs and they both suck each others dick. One way more than the other. They can both suck each other
Gotta be Srceam talking. Oett would never say that.
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Re: Things that make you mad.

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oettinger wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:31 am
I only have two neighbourghs and I suck both. One way more than the other. They can both suck each other when I'm too busy
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