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Gotta love the autocorrect
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Hugh wrote:
Fri Oct 16, 2020 7:36 pm
Rumor is that you are going to join the Modern Drunkard Skype chat? Is this true? If so, ring me when you get on there, I love to hear English accents, especially Northern or Eastern London. I can't figure out where TheDrunkardAnglo is from by his accent, but I'm sure it is not East London.
I'm about as northern as they come mate. hah

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Voting poll watcher dipshits. I mailed mine in you fucking morons.
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You're in a meeting, you're taking notes. They are your notes, they are not anyone elses. They are not for external use. Yet some guy asks for those notes.

Also when someone takes my pen and doesn't give it back. I once gave someone a mechanical pencil, that thing returned to me fucked up. A part of me died when I saw the condition of that mechanical pencil. I'd like to make it socially acceptable for when someone says "can I borrow your pen" to respond "fuck off, get your own pen!"
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TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Fri Dec 11, 2020 6:15 am
You're in a meeting, you're taking notes. They are your notes, they are not anyone elses. They are not for external use. Yet some guy asks for those notes.

Also when someone takes my pen and doesn't give it back. I once gave someone a mechanical pencil, that thing returned to me fucked up. A part of me died when I saw the condition of that mechanical pencil. I'd like to make it socially acceptable for when someone says "can I borrow your pen" to respond "fuck off, get your own pen!"
Yes exactly, and yet, we would be the arschlöcher for saying no, even if it was in a polite manner, not the rude ill-prepared dumbass.

As far as the borrowing of the notes go...a decent response could be "Uh...actually I'm not taking notes, I'm (fill in the blank something awkward) "doing charcoal sketchings of your tiny schlong", "writing down all the things I want to do to you sexually when you're locked in my dungeon", or of course the "doodling naked drawings of my dead grandmother's corpse".

"Yes you can "borrow" imy pen...if I can shove it up yer arse first!" Unfortunate these are not socially acceptable replies. Not that I care so much about that either...

I had to take some German exams and this dumbass across the classroom kept wanting to borrow my eraser and then never gave it back. Meanwhile I'm fcking up the German exam left and right really needing it because German pencils don't have erasers on them (hence my preparedness for having one, autonomous from the pencil. I'm like a Boy Scout) and I actually had to get up and go over to her desk and take it back in the middle of the exam. So stupid and how full of herself she must have been thinking she would never need an eraser. Fast forward one month- she failed the German course.

New shit I'm over - German pencils not having erasers on the top
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Dec 11, 2020 11:33 am
TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Fri Dec 11, 2020 6:15 am
You're in a meeting, you're taking notes. They are your notes, they are not anyone elses. They are not for external use. Yet some guy asks for those notes.

Also when someone takes my pen and doesn't give it back. I once gave someone a mechanical pencil, that thing returned to me fucked up. A part of me died when I saw the condition of that mechanical pencil. I'd like to make it socially acceptable for when someone says "can I borrow your pen" to respond "fuck off, get your own pen!"
Yes exactly, and yet, we would be the arschlöcher for saying no, even if it was in a polite manner, not the rude ill-prepared dumbass.

As far as the borrowing of the notes go...a decent response could be "Uh...actually I'm not taking notes, I'm (fill in the blank something awkward) "doing charcoal sketchings of your tiny schlong", "writing down all the things I want to do to you sexually when you're locked in my dungeon", or of course the "doodling naked drawings of my dead grandmother's corpse".

"Yes you can "borrow" imy pen...if I can shove it up yer arse first!" Unfortunate these are not socially acceptable replies. Not that I care so much about that either...

I had to take some German exams and this dumbass across the classroom kept wanting to borrow my eraser and then never gave it back. Meanwhile I'm fcking up the German exam left and right really needing it because German pencils don't have erasers on them (hence my preparedness for having one, autonomous from the pencil. I'm like a Boy Scout) and I actually had to get up and go over to her desk and take it back in the middle of the exam. So stupid and how full of herself she must have been thinking she would never need an eraser. Fast forward one month- she failed the German course.

New shit I'm over - German pencils not having erasers on the top
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This should result in automatic deportation. It's like she isn't willing to accept german culture, and bring her own erazer.
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Flunkies who need erasers.
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I don't get mad at anything. I taught Buddha and Master Shifu both how to find inner peace.

Of course...

I piss a LOT of people off as well, so I guess there is a balance.
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The fact that the mail rarely arrives at my place these days. It's not all bad. I don't miss the endless flood of junk mail one bit. All holiday cards from family have been received. What troubles me is all the bills haven't shown up. I realize how retarded that looks in writing but none the less it irritates me. It irritates me because the douche bags that send the bills don't care that the bill didn't show up. They're whining about not getting payment. Life would be much better without the post office, bills, people, money, weekdays, floor managers, etc.
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