The Queen to be axed as the Head of the Church of England

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Re: The Queen to be axed as the Head of the Church of Englan

Post by booznik » Sat May 24, 2014 2:03 pm

oettinger wrote:Too lazy to use slow proxy stuff btw, my fault I know. Hand me a fresh beer now please. That 10 yard walk to the fridge is freaking me out
Try this one; if it still doesn't work, PM me and you shall receive. And here's a fresh beer, and another. And a spare.
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Re: The Queen to be axed as the Head of the Church of Englan

Post by oettinger » Sat May 24, 2014 2:15 pm

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oettinger wrote:Too lazy to use slow proxy stuff btw, my fault I know. Hand me a fresh beer now please. That 10 yard walk to the fridge is freaking me out
Try this one; if it still doesn't work, PM me and you shall receive. And here's a fresh beer, and another. And a spare.
Thanks for your work booznik, on both. Shit still not running, no biggie though.
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Re: The Queen to be axed as the Head of the Church of Englan

Post by booznik » Sat May 24, 2014 7:06 pm

So I sent oettinger the The The video, and his head promptly exploded. Currently rummaging the parts bin to see if we have a spare here somewhere.

God save the Queen.
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Re: The Queen to be axed as the Head of the Church of Englan

Post by oettinger » Sat May 24, 2014 7:11 pm

booznik wrote:So I sent oettinger the The The video, and his head promptly exploded. Currently rummaging the parts bin to see if we have a spare here somewhere.

God save the Queen.
To top things off I seem to be balding! Just like... hmm what was his name?

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Re: The Queen to be axed as the Head of the Church of Englan

Post by booznik » Sat May 24, 2014 7:12 pm

oettinger wrote:No more beer, hand me the hard stuff please!
Just reach down a little further, it's right there in your sig, Captain Planet!

Or are you saving those for a special occasion?
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Re: The Queen to be axed as the Head of the Church of Englan

Post by oettinger » Sat May 24, 2014 7:21 pm

booznik wrote:
oettinger wrote:No more beer, hand me the hard stuff please!
Just reach down a little further, it's right there in your sig, Captain Planet!

Or are you saving those for a special occasion?
Truth be told, they seem to be stationary, try picking one up and see for yourself. Drunk dude hasn`t spoken to me since like what? November? Starting to question our fragile realtionship from time to time already!
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Re: The Queen to be axed as the Head of the Church of Englan

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat May 24, 2014 11:12 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, The Queen Haters
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Re: The Queen to be axed as the Head of the Church of Englan

Post by booznik » Sat May 24, 2014 11:30 pm

ThurstonDrunk wrote:Ladies and gentlemen, The Queen Haters
Heheheheheheh.

If that doesn't belong in this thread, nothing does.
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Re: The Queen to be axed as the Head of the Church of Englan

Post by booznik » Mon Jun 09, 2014 7:12 pm

There was a 10p in my roll of quarters that I obtained from the bank. The laundry machines were not amused. Like tea-dumping colonists, they protested and denied.

Why, Your Majesty? Why?

Heheh. Over the years, I've fished out dozens of Canadian quarters (also rejected by fiendish American vending machines), but this is a first.

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Re: The Queen to be axed as the Head of the Church of Englan

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:49 am

Weird! I got a US Quarter (in place of a 10p coin) in my change from the Post Office last week.
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Re: The Queen to be axed as the Head of the Church of Englan

Post by booznik » Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:50 pm

Palinka wrote:Weird! I got a US Quarter (in place of a 10p coin) in my change from the Post Office last week.
Do you think that they're in cahoots?
When a 10p coin appears in the US, it's an MI5 (bottom right) spy device.

When a quarter appears in the UK, it's a CIA (bottom left) spy device.

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Re: The Queen to be axed as the Head of the Church of Englan

Post by coqui_chris » Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:57 pm

booznik wrote:Religions are Established (I'll use a capital E because it just somehow seems fitting for something royally decreed) for purely political purposes. Disestablishing the C of E might matter if those political purposes still existed, but Her Majesty is not asking the Pope for an annulment at this time.

That said, politicians messing with Queen EII don't sit well with me. Grandstanding. Pick on someone your own size (i.e., less respected the world over). Somebody just wishes they could get into the history books.

Things will probably start to sort themselves out when UK citizens decide whether they like the next monarch as much.
Respected the world over?

The Dead Milkmen once said of a State Rep in PA that he was "the illegitimate product of an incestuous relationship"

Funny how in regards to the House of Windsor, that's scientifically accurate
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Re: The Queen to be axed as the Head of the Church of Englan

Post by peetie44 » Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:19 pm

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Respected the world over?

Glad to be from Planet DELCO.

The Dead Milkmen once said of a State Rep in PA that he was "the illegitimate product of an incestuous relationship"

Funny how in regards to the House of Windsor, that's scientifically accurate
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