Once we were all the same

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Once we were all the same

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Whats up with all the wars, duh?
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We monkeys got this in common



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would that it were the days of yore. When a tribe in Africa would find the magic of a honey tree that got rained on and a little yeast were introduced by said rain. The hunters that found this treasure, after Mother Nature had taken Her course and produced sweet honey wine, would rush back to their village and all would gather to partake and rejoice in what the Gods had given them. They would stay until the tree was empty. Bacchus bless them.
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Point of order: Those are all apes.
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frankennietzsche wrote:Point of order: Those are all apes.
Ah yes, my fault. I just coudn`t find a lemur pic cute enough
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frankennietzsche wrote:Point of order: Those are all apes.
Ape shall not harm Ape.
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Patchez wrote:
frankennietzsche wrote:Point of order: Those are all apes.
Ape shall not harm Ape.
All well and fine but what of us that decided to devolve from higher-beings.
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I suppose we must fend for ourselves. Devo!
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Patchez wrote:I suppose we must fend for ourselves. Devo!

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Primates are pretty universal when it comes to being assholes...

i.e Footage of a Gang of Chimpanzees torturing and eventually killing a lone Chimp

Just sayin'...
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Bolt Thrower Through the ages, a full list would make youtube`s servers explode (ha!). So humankind, keep the neverending tale go on!
Like Chomsky says, capitalism needs war to survive

Back to topic and last post, wasn`t there a song called "human nature" by michael jackson?
Still wondering why the chimp are the closest to us? But north of the congo river there are no chimp but bonobo who deal with trouble by having sex https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo
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