Soon, everything will be a "disorder"!

[Frankennietzsche]

Orthorexia

Those who have an “unhealthy obsession” with otherwise healthy eating may be suffering from “orthorexia nervosa,” a term which literally means “fixation on righteous eating.”

What's going to be the name of the "everyone is a special and a unique and all of their problems are clinical" disorder?
I know that I am no medical-anything, but is every little thing that people go OCD over going to be a brand new psychological disorder?

[mistah willies]

From the article:


..."Sondra Kronberg, who says that she’s seeing it more frequently. 'Those same people who struggle with compulsion and rigidity in their eating will take that cultural message to an extreme. It interferes with their quality of life

They get paralyzed in the grocery story by trying to pick the least toxic kale.' "


Excuse me, I need to wash my hands several times after reading this article.

Or, perhaps I should decide that ethyl alcohol can kill germs and makes the liver bigger, fattier, and stronger. Yes. I will become OCD:

Obsessively Consuming DRINK!

[Savage]

Kale? High lead content from soil grown in. Beware.

(runs to corner, snickering madly, clutching bourbon and Sees chocolate.)

[mistah willies]

Kale? High lead content from soil grown in. Beware.

(runs to corner, snickering madly, clutching bourbon and Sees chocolate.)

Heheheee!

Yes. Also, watch out for the gluten-free-roaming-soy-lattes. They contain whey products. No Weee! for anyone anymore.


DRINK! instead. It salves everything, yup.

Indeed.

[Savage]

I am one of those people. The ones who only drink whole fat milk.

[mistah willies]

I am one of those people. The ones who only drink whole fat milk.

And buttah. Not marge. Buttah is bettah, the way the gods intended.

[Savage]

Well, tomorrow, well, today, we will brekkie on cranberry shortbread pastry, bacon, fatty milk and mimosas. oH, those strawberries i bought.
Sunday will be old folks golf club brunch, which I will look forward to the world's best food service corned beef hash and all the shitty cheap ass fake champagne I can get the old crone waitresses to toddle over and fill my coupe with.

[Savage]

I'm not there yet, but I'm going like sixty!

And Grumpy has gone a coupla one tokes over the line. So we qualify.

[oettinger]

No disorderly conduct yet?

[booznik]

No disorderly conduct yet?

You're the expert on that.

[mistah willies]

No disorderly conduct yet?

You're the expert on that.

With Mr. Viking, you guys would be chapters in a book named

"Breaking Doors and Licking Blood From Tables That The Viking Will Break"

or someshit like that.

Bustards

[Savage]

Oh, tokes over the line is a misnomer sort of thing. Grumpy thinks only filthy hippies toke. I dunno. I don't smoke anything because it irritates my lungs, but really, Grumpy hates potheads. He just wants to go on record as saying... Not sure why, but mmmkay. Our town has had a "Hydroponic" shop for a while, but they are now openly adverting as a place to buy weed, as long as you have a doctor's scrip.

[mistah willies]

Ya know, the only things that "shhmoking tokes" does anymore, for this soggy bastard, are these three things:

1. Eating. (I have absolutely no problem with eating, when I do, that is. Don't get me grilling.)

2. Listening to music, watching movies, hearing stories from folks. (Again, no problem with any of those, bottle in hand, and beersss.)

3. Laughing. (Kind of a joker when I DRINK)


But do ya ken, I will never put harsh words on anyone for their own enjoyment of naything at all. Just as long they get shit done when they have to, and wash now and then.

Disorder? I will disorder another round. Everyone gets each other's drinks. That's the best that I will do for a disorder.



DRINK! <---- Green, like your avatar, me Lady

[Rev. Dead Corpse]

I wrapped bacon around a New York Strip tonight. Because... Bacon.

Eff em...

[Savage]

I had leftover Lucille's BBQ shredded brisket, and I only ate half of my carrot and a coupla strips of red and green bell pepper because I am past my reproductive years and the hell with it. I had ice cream for lunch, so there!