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Do you really think that this is all a coincidence?

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On this day, May the 1st in 1776, the Bavarian Illuminati is formed.

But, did you also know, that also on this day, the 1st of May, mind you (let that sink in...):

In 524 c.e., King Sigisimund of Burgundy is executed.
In 880 The Nea Ekklesia is inaugurated in Constantinople.
1707- the Kingdom of Great Britain is formed by The Act of Union.
1785- the kingdom of Hawaii is established
1846- The Nauvoo Temple is dedicated.
1931- The Empire State Building is dedicated.
1945- Soviet troops raise the Soviet flag over the Reichstag Chancellery.
1982- The World’s Fair opens in Knoxville.
1991- Rickey Henderson steals his 939th base and Nolan Ryan pitches his seventh career no-hitter. (Two separate games, but are they connected?)
2003- W delivers his “Mission Accomplished” speech, on the USS America off of the coast of California. Let THAT sink in.
2009- Same sex marriage is legalized in Sweden.
2011- President Obama announces the death of Usama bin Laden, which had ACTUALLY taken place on May 2nd. Pope John Paul II is beatified. (Two separate incidences, or are they?)
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must be why we have a bank holiday in the UK
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May 1st, national holiday in germany thanks to the nazi party. Of course, as they did with a lot of SS personel also, the allies control council adopted it. Today punks use it to cause havoc and destruction in some bigger german citys. I use it to get shitfaced, deal.
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My grandma was born on and died on May 1st. 97 years apart.
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Any proper celebration of May Day should involve avoiding work and drinking more than usual.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:My grandma was born on and died on May 1st. 97 years apart.
Well, that proves it!
Fabricsoftner wrote:Any proper celebration of May Day should involve avoiding work and drinking more than usual.
Now you're talking!
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You all are missing the clouds for the trees! Wake up.

It says "Truth" right there in the title of the site. How can it not be true?
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May 1, 10193. Shaddam IV is exiled to Salusa Secundus as Paul Atreides takes over as Padishah Emperor .
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Kuhl wahad!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

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