On this day, May the 1st in 1776, the Bavarian Illuminati is formed.
But, did you also know, that also on this day, the 1st of May, mind you (let that sink in...):
In 524 c.e., King Sigisimund of Burgundy is executed.
In 880 The Nea Ekklesia is inaugurated in Constantinople.
1707- the Kingdom of Great Britain is formed by The Act of Union.
1785- the kingdom of Hawaii is established
1846- The Nauvoo Temple is dedicated.
1931- The Empire State Building is dedicated.
1945- Soviet troops raise the Soviet flag over the Reichstag Chancellery.
1982- The World’s Fair opens in Knoxville.
1991- Rickey Henderson steals his 939th base and Nolan Ryan pitches his seventh career no-hitter. (Two separate games, but are they connected?)
2003- W delivers his “Mission Accomplished” speech, on the USS America off of the coast of California. Let THAT sink in.
2009- Same sex marriage is legalized in Sweden.
2011- President Obama announces the death of Usama bin Laden, which had ACTUALLY taken place on May 2nd. Pope John Paul II is beatified. (Two separate incidences, or are they?)
Do you really think that this is all a coincidence?
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Do you really think that this is all a coincidence?
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Do you really think that this is all a coincidence?
must be why we have a bank holiday in the UK
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Re: Do you really think that this is all a coincidence?
May 1st, national holiday in germany thanks to the nazi party. Of course, as they did with a lot of SS personel also, the allies control council adopted it. Today punks use it to cause havoc and destruction in some bigger german citys. I use it to get shitfaced, deal.
Drink!
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Re: Do you really think that this is all a coincidence?
My grandma was born on and died on May 1st. 97 years apart.
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Re: Do you really think that this is all a coincidence?
Any proper celebration of May Day should involve avoiding work and drinking more than usual.
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
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Re: Do you really think that this is all a coincidence?
Well, that proves it!ThirstyDrunk wrote:My grandma was born on and died on May 1st. 97 years apart.
Now you're talking!Fabricsoftner wrote:Any proper celebration of May Day should involve avoiding work and drinking more than usual.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: Do you really think that this is all a coincidence?
You all are missing the clouds for the trees! Wake up.
It says "Truth" right there in the title of the site. How can it not be true?
It says "Truth" right there in the title of the site. How can it not be true?
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Do you really think that this is all a coincidence?
May 1, 10193. Shaddam IV is exiled to Salusa Secundus as Paul Atreides takes over as Padishah Emperor .
<insert something profound here>
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Re: Do you really think that this is all a coincidence?
Kuhl wahad!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"