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The point is literally moot.

Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:51 pm

“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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Re: The point is literally moot.

Post by mistah willies » Mon Jun 29, 2015 7:38 pm

^ ^ 6

I read this at the hospital, and it cheered me right the hell up.

You know, if we ever put anything behind a glass and assert that this is how it was and should always be, then it is dead and must be preserved.

Language is always alive, and it evolves, or devolves, but it "volves"

It involves, is solves, it absolves, it revolves, it is a solution to a problem that does not exist,

until some boring people create a problem for their destitute, Dry, un-involved minds,

in order to make themselves important.


Fuck that shit. let the new words fly!

Unless you are France: then, yes, protect that beautiful, shexxy sound to the ears.


amen and cheers on that, from this Injun



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Re: The point is literally moot.

Post by BeerMakesMeSmart » Mon Jun 29, 2015 7:44 pm

This is perfectly cromulent.
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Re: The point is literally moot.

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sun Jul 05, 2015 1:18 am

Here's a good one that I heard on Science Friday:

Is the word "non-ouroboric" an ouroboric word?
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Re: The point is literally moot.

Post by Patchez » Tue Jul 07, 2015 10:18 pm

The point is I'm mooterally lit.
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Re: The point is literally moot.

Post by mistah willies » Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:11 pm

Patchez wrote:The point is I'm mooterally lit.

Ah.

I therily say unto the fee, Hairsuit Man, this:



Upon the darkesting shores and shoals of shallots,

tha t'wonce we were men

and twice the invaders:


of those whom sought the Drysand Island of bumbots.

We drank them to end,

nein stop for the fakirs



We shoved skeletons in Thirsty's back yards

And no one will know until that giant sharts.


Fuck them Drys!


Cheers, you Drunkards, all of us.

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Re: The point is literally moot.

Post by Patchez » Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:52 pm

I should have said moodily lit.
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Re: The point is literally moot.

Post by RyanOwens » Sat Jul 25, 2015 10:29 pm

Well this is just it: if words have inherent meaning, then a multiplicity of languages wouldn't exist. Words have ascribed meanings. Which means we can agree or disagree about their meanings, but we can't just say "this is what it means so there." Which also means that none of this might mean the same to you as it means to me.

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Post by mistah willies » Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:21 pm

Patchez wrote:I should have said moodily lit.

We cerate our words with general fuckall to the dicktionary, and that is why this thread means so much to this here drunken sailor.


Ours is a path of islands that lead to the X on the map, and this map is written only in Drunkardese.


Sail forth, onward and upward!

Our sails be full of the solar winds, in the dark depths of space, full blown with ions and electrons in this ethernet of fragile and ethereal electrical connections.

We are men made of ions.

These are found in the intarwebs, and also in the construction of Lovely Miss Ethyl's molecules.

We are ION MEN!


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Re: The point is literally moot.

Post by mistah willies » Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:23 pm

RyanOwens wrote:Well this is just it: if words have inherent meaning, then a multiplicity of languages wouldn't exist. Words have ascribed meanings. Which means we can agree or disagree about their meanings, but we can't just say "this is what it means so there." Which also means that none of this might mean the same to you as it means to me.

There you go.

Well done, young man.

Indeed.

Also, sometimes, a comma can save, or it can kill. Does anyone know of that to which I refer?

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Re: The point is literally moot.

Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Jul 30, 2015 8:40 pm

"Time to eat, Grandpa."
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Re: The point is literally moot.

Post by mistah willies » Thu Jul 30, 2015 9:39 pm

Nice cut of your jib, young man,

This looks like fun


"When he lies down, note the place where he is lying. Then go and uncover his feet and lie down. He will tell you what to do." Old Testament, Book of Ruth, 3:4

If you add an apostrophe, it means:

"When he (passes out from draaanking after the threshing party), remember where he is lying (down in the field, and later, to his wife). Then go and uncover his inches and lie down. He will tell you what to do,"

An inch and a foot are separated by this " and this '

It's all in the punktuations, huh.

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Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Aug 07, 2015 6:28 pm

This isn't a new revelation, but I just thought that I would share:

It seems that the new buzz word insult to throw around is to call someone a "sociopath". It seems no longer enough to say that someone is just "crazy" or otherwise uncouth or abnormal. I think that it has taken the place of "psycho". THis mainly comes from wathcing late night talk shows.
Also, and this has already passed out of vogue, there was a time, maybe last winter, that the popular thing to say to make your self look smart , was "per se" in your conversation. And they never seemed to use it correctly.

Lolz
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Re: The point is literally moot.

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri Aug 07, 2015 7:31 pm

frankennietzsche wrote:...It seems that the new buzz word insult to throw around is to call someone a "sociopath"...
If it is any consolation to you, the word, "sociopath" hasn't been used in serious medical journals (or even the Psychological ones) since the 1960s. It is now considered ro be a defunct term used only by those who enjoy "psychobabble". Most Phsychiatrists use far more specific terminology and leave the word, "sociopath" to the "News" media's tame psychologists (especially those who have a "batboy", "a WWII bomber found on the moon", silicon breast-implants suddenly exploding" etc., and their ilk).
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Post by Frankennietzsche » Sat Aug 08, 2015 1:38 am

Palinka wrote: hasn't been used in serious medical journals (or even the Psychological ones)
ZING!!!!!ZONG!!!!!ZUNG!!!!5
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