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Post by givemesomepils » Fri Jun 26, 2015 12:05 pm

today the supreme court legalized gay marriage nation wide, so i though i should post that song.
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Post by Mr. Viking » Fri Jun 26, 2015 12:14 pm

Gay Marriage equality really is very fashionable to legalize at the moment.

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Post by oettinger » Fri Jun 26, 2015 12:26 pm

Mr. Viking wrote:Gay Marriage equality really is very fashionable to legalize at the moment.
Not in stone age bavaria though. They still didn`t get the memo that without job-security people don`t plan on having children as often.
Edit to clarify: They moan that gay couples can`t reproduce and keep the german nation alive thusly.
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri Jun 26, 2015 1:42 pm

One good song deserves another...
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Re: gay marriage

Post by givemesomepils » Fri Jun 26, 2015 10:34 pm

Mr. Viking wrote:That man has a lovely voice
he's a pretty funny comedian, actor, and he writes on south park.
oettinger wrote:Edit to clarify: They moan that gay couples can`t reproduce and keep the german nation alive thusly.
that's the same reason the church is against birth control and homosexuality, they just won't admit it.
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Re: gay marriage

Post by Patchez » Sat Jun 27, 2015 1:28 am

Ok, anyone with sense should not give a shit who you stick your dick in or rub your vag against. Simple. It affects yhou in no way shape or form. STFU!

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Though as Ron White stated, they probably won't like marriage. Just like we do.
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Re: gay marriage

Post by givemesomepils » Sat Jun 27, 2015 2:43 am

Patchez wrote:It affects yhou in no way shape or form. STFU!
I can't tell if that's directed at everyone or me, if it is at me, you know that video was a joke.
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Post by oettinger » Sat Jun 27, 2015 6:49 am

Patchez wrote:Ok, anyone with sense should not give a shit who you stick your dick in or rub your vag against. Simple. It affects yhou in no way shape or form. STFU!

Love wins!

Though as Ron White stated, they probably won't like marriage. Just like we do.
True.
Strange thought running my drunken mind: In some porn Ron Jeremy is wearing a condom while they most often do the "right" stuff until the "movie" ends with a pull out. Are these "actors" roasted in hell also, or are they getting a B-minus for atleast trying?
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Re: gay marriage

Post by Jordo! » Sat Jun 27, 2015 1:20 pm

Congrats to couples everywhere -- let the fabulous wedding receptions begin!

Its somewhere between hilarious and pathetic watching the naysayers natter on about their alleged problems with it, especially when 80% is deliberate crap they know is wrong/illogical/silly to please their right-wing base of kooks.

Anyone catch the Heritage Foundation's representative on this? She flew in on her broom to speak out about bible mandated concepts and cultural traditions and such; I beleive her flying monkey attendants held her hat for her as there was no forecast for rain.

Hilariously, similar "nuanced" biblical arguments were made to uphold slavery.

Ugh.

What's up with the Ozzies, though? It seems they have a strong faction who are content with civil unions (maybe fine? what's in a name?) and claim they don't want to simply co-opt the hetero idea of traditional Judaeo/Christian marriage (which is, historically, I believe, to either have mistresses/paramours, or behead your wife and start your own religious sect...?)

Anybody know if that view is a real thing or is it a smokescreen for something else?
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Re: gay marriage

Post by Patchez » Mon Jun 29, 2015 5:21 am

givemesomepils wrote:
Patchez wrote:It affects yhou in no way shape or form. STFU!
I can't tell if that's directed at everyone or me, if it is at me, you know that video was a joke.
It was directed at no one individual. It was just my thoughts on the whole subject. A personal opinion. Yes I know the video was a joke. I get jokes.

My statement was mostly lashing out at religious homophobes who likely don't read this forum. I guess in the long run it was pointless.
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Re: gay marriage

Post by brandonman » Wed Jul 01, 2015 4:27 am

are we exchanging trevor moore videos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOCdIY_HKM4


Also, literally every whitest kids you know (Moore's original comedy troupe) video is amazing. Civil War On Drugs is a laugh-fest if you get... um... inebriated... with *THAT* type of friend.

I've actually done a write-up, primarily as devils' advocate, that enunciates a *logical* rather than religious argument against gay marriage regarding the original functions of marriage, but honestly, gay marriage just isn't an issue I've ever found to be worth a major focus. It's a side-show to what really goes on. To me it was mostly a logical exercise meant to rectify conservative points, which I tend to align with, with my semi-agnostic religious views. In a nut-shell, it involves marriage being a traditional institution designed by aristocrats and enforced through religion (because historically, general populations were not well educated) to ensure a population reproduces, AND rears children in a historically proven male-female-parented household, to produce succesful people who end up paying taxes to the state, and contribute to the overall wellness of the state (which elevates everybody).
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Re: gay marriage

Post by givemesomepils » Wed Jul 01, 2015 7:45 pm

brandonman wrote:are we exchanging trevor moore videos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOCdIY_HKM4


Also, literally every whitest kids you know (Moore's original comedy troupe) video is amazing. Civil War On Drugs is a laugh-fest if you get... um... inebriated... with *THAT* type of friend.
well if you want to the drunkard comedy thread sounds about right for you. and i love the civil war on drugs, lol ulyses s grant drinking his puke.
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Re: gay marriage

Post by oldsmartskunk » Thu Jul 02, 2015 3:42 am

Gay marriage? It should have been legalized a long time ago. The fundamental problem here is not whether two members of the same marriage can marry, but whether other people have a right to say how grown self- reliant person should live.

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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Thu Jul 02, 2015 4:48 am

oldsmartskunk wrote:...whether other people have a right to say how grown self- reliant person should live.
Don't forget the implicit tax, pension and inheritance benefits that come with a state-recognised "marriage".

Everything comes down to money, and how much the Government and major capitalist organisations can screw out of a person.
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Re: gay marriage

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Jul 03, 2015 6:51 am

Whatever, queers.
try it

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