Guillotine time.
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Re: Guillotine time.
Reminds me, spring time grilling season is a foot!
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Re: Guillotine time.
Oettinger is a fucking sick Euro. Please wake the fuck up before it's too late!
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Re: Guillotine time.
That's like telling us mustard is yellow.Lush City wrote:Oettinger is a fucking sick Euro...
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I had some mustard that was brown, today.Badfellow wrote:
That's like telling us mustard is yellow.
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Re: Guillotine time.
With age?Frankennietzsche wrote:I had some mustard that was brown, today.Badfellow wrote:
That's like telling us mustard is yellow.
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Re: Guillotine time.
I will have you know that Mr Mustard does not age, good sir.
You grill feet?mistah willies wrote:Reminds me, spring time grilling season is a foot!
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"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Guillotine time.
If not a half inch.Frankennietzsche wrote:
You grill feet?mistah willies wrote:Reminds me, spring time grilling season is a foot!
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Re: Guillotine time.
I'd rather travel the outer rim in a Firefly class.Badfellow wrote:Weyland Yutani Corp. is now hiring qualified sheeple to fill positions in its rapidly expanding off-world operations. We offer token pay and minimal benefits in a challenging work environment where you could die at any time due to lack of oxygen, rogue androids, exposure to vacuum or any number of other critical factors. Positions are now available in: Asteroid Reaming, Waste Reclamation, Bot Scroffing, Space Suit Testing and Hostile Alien Management. If you fancy yourself a real space cowboy and are looking for a job, any sort of a job, employment with the Weyland Yutani Corp. may be for you.
Shiny.
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Re: Guillotine time.
Like a leaf in the wind.Patchez wrote:I'd rather travel the outer rim in a Firefly class.
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Re: Guillotine time.
How do reavers clean their harpoons?Badfellow wrote:Like a leaf in the wind.Patchez wrote:I'd rather travel the outer rim in a Firefly class.
They run them through the Wash.
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Re: Guillotine time.
Now, that's goram funny!
Burn the land and boil the sea,
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Burn the land and boil the sea,
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Re: Guillotine time.
Perhaps you could lead us in The Ballad of Jayne?
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Re: Guillotine time.
Hoist yer mugs of Mudder's Milk high!
I'll sing you the tale of the Hero of Canton!
I'll sing you the tale of the Hero of Canton!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Guillotine time.
Oh my.. I laughed so hard. Still though, too soon?Patchez wrote:How do reavers clean their harpoons?Badfellow wrote:Like a leaf in the wind.Patchez wrote:I'd rather travel the outer rim in a Firefly class.
They run them through the Wash.
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That, right there, ladies and gentleman, is some good internet!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"