Guillotine time.

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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by oettinger » Sun Dec 06, 2015 8:04 am

Lush City wrote:I think Obama is asking for the Guillotine the way he's handling the Islamic jihad in the US. His response is to disarm everyone yet legally the government is not obliged to protect you. It's not going to work. All they want is to continue these mass murders until the public is in an uproar demanding all guns be turned in and martial law is declared. That's when the American people sign their death warrant. Half the population are gun owners and the sales are going through the roof right now. They have to come and take them and it's not going to be pretty. They need to do this before they go to war with Russia. The US Dollar is going to collapse so they need a war to blame. These are very interesting times.
I heard that almost 50% of the US GDP is in one way or another associated with the military-industry. Without war you guys need to reinvent a whole country
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Lush City » Sun Dec 06, 2015 9:08 pm

Yes, we are the 4th Reich destined to be destroyed. They need to destroy the middle class to bring their NWO collectivist rule.
Don't know if I'm on the no fly list but I got all the guns I need. It's time to lock and load and get ready to defend your liberty!
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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by mistah willies » Sun Dec 06, 2015 10:51 pm

I don't shoot humans.

I've been raised as an Injun to eat what I kill.


but I'll beat a fucker to death if need be.

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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:58 pm

I have come to the opinion that this is some marvelous trolling.
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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by mistah willies » Tue Dec 08, 2015 5:33 pm

Nailed it. Now about the derailment of the Repubs by the ego of the Trump card...

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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Lush City » Wed Dec 09, 2015 10:39 pm

mistah willies wrote:Nailed it. Now about the derailment of the Repubs by the ego of the Trump card...
The old school Bush/neocon GOP is being derailed by Trump. Are we any better off with perpetual war? It seems the Dems are also controlled by the neocons because they are not letting up. We don't know if Trump will pull out of the ME completely since he has pledged allegiance to the military. Don't think we will see the 2016 elections because we will have collapsed into martial law by then.
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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by mistah willies » Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:52 pm

Contracts can be broken for a nominal fee. Tramp has plenty of liquid.

Does it erase credibility when you have none?


He simply borrows against the credit of anger from Fox news, bought and paid by anger.

And fear.

Fear is the old money/coal/oil/potable water/fracking aquifer currencies that we've always encountered. I once sold cheap fire detectors door to door, in the seventies, as a grade school kid, when the greeting cards didn't work out so much on a Rez that had our own pagan beliefs.


Fear has always been a strong currency. McCarthy poured a strong drink of Malört, and terrortits made airports invest money on sneaker-shoe dtectors.


Now there is a new fool afoot. Trump will trump the Repubs, mark my words.


Politics are for the greedy and the big egos, and it is their downfall.


Why are liberals of mind and conservatives of thoughtdifferent?


No harsh on how any of us have been constructed. We make do with what we have.


To wit:



I used to make people fearful of impending death in order to sell my cheap fire detectors when i was a pre-teen, trying to make money to buy cheap products from the Johnson-Smith catalogue.


Good times.



Those fire detectors were solidly made, with a powerful D battery as electrical supply, and I sold them door to door. Yet, they would alarm only when the temperature got high enough to melt them, and when everyone was already roasting in their beds.

Yet:



I'll never sell again.




anything.



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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Mr. Viking » Thu Dec 10, 2015 8:04 pm

to modernize anybody who wears glasses, anybody who talks politics or religion

anybody who says anything of interest must be guillotined
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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Patchez » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:41 pm

Mr. Viking wrote: anybody who says anything of interest must be guillotined
We'll start with that Dos Equis douche in the commercials.
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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Dec 12, 2015 4:37 am

AHAHAH the most interesting man in the world is a douche!
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by oettinger » Sat Dec 12, 2015 12:29 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:AHAHAH the most interesting man in the world is a douche!
No you`re not
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by mistah willies » Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:56 pm

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:AHAHAH the most interesting man in the world is a douche!
No you`re not
Give us all your oil!

Preferably, Olive Oyl. Ya know, to dip the baguette.






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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Donald J. Drunk » Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:56 pm

Lush City wrote:Yes, we are the 4th Reich destined to be destroyed. They need to destroy the middle class to bring their NWO collectivist rule.
Don't know if I'm on the no fly list but I got all the guns I need. It's time to lock and load and get ready to defend your liberty!
Don´t bring guns to a drone fight, silly.
You may now lavish your congratulations upon me.

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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Dec 15, 2015 9:51 pm

Fun fact: Dr Joseph Ignace Guillotin did not invent what later became known as the guillotine, he was merely an advocate for it to be used as a method for capital punishment.

List of eponyms which, curiously ties in with this thread.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Lush City » Sun Jan 24, 2016 12:00 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:AHAHAH the most interesting man in the world is a douche!
I ran into him at a supermarket in Marina del Rey in L.A. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you the 'Most Interesting Man in the World'?"
He said, "No, not today so fuck off!"

That's the last time I try to talk to anyone who even thinks they are a celebrity. In fact I think I'll just stay home and drink.
Good nite.
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