Guillotine time.

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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by mistah willies » Wed Mar 30, 2016 8:10 pm

Reminds me, spring time grilling season is a foot!

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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Lush City » Wed Mar 30, 2016 11:00 pm

Oettinger is a fucking sick Euro. Please wake the fuck up before it's too late!
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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Badfellow » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:07 pm

Lush City wrote:Oettinger is a fucking sick Euro...
That's like telling us mustard is yellow.




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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:46 pm

Badfellow wrote:
That's like telling us mustard is yellow.
I had some mustard that was brown, today.
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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Badfellow » Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:59 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:
Badfellow wrote:
That's like telling us mustard is yellow.
I had some mustard that was brown, today.
With age?
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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:37 pm

I will have you know that Mr Mustard does not age, good sir.

mistah willies wrote:Reminds me, spring time grilling season is a foot!
You grill feet?
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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Badfellow » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:02 pm

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mistah willies wrote:Reminds me, spring time grilling season is a foot!
You grill feet?
If not a half inch.
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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Patchez » Thu Mar 31, 2016 10:14 pm

Badfellow wrote:Weyland Yutani Corp. is now hiring qualified sheeple to fill positions in its rapidly expanding off-world operations. We offer token pay and minimal benefits in a challenging work environment where you could die at any time due to lack of oxygen, rogue androids, exposure to vacuum or any number of other critical factors. Positions are now available in: Asteroid Reaming, Waste Reclamation, Bot Scroffing, Space Suit Testing and Hostile Alien Management. If you fancy yourself a real space cowboy and are looking for a job, any sort of a job, employment with the Weyland Yutani Corp. may be for you.
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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Badfellow » Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:29 pm

Patchez wrote:I'd rather travel the outer rim in a Firefly class.
Like a leaf in the wind.
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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Patchez » Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:34 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Patchez wrote:I'd rather travel the outer rim in a Firefly class.
Like a leaf in the wind.
How do reavers clean their harpoons?

They run them through the Wash.
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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Badfellow » Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:57 pm

Now, that's goram funny!

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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Badfellow » Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:59 pm

Perhaps you could lead us in The Ballad of Jayne?
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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Patchez » Fri Apr 01, 2016 12:24 am

Hoist yer mugs of Mudder's Milk high!

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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Bur » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:09 am

Patchez wrote:
Badfellow wrote:
Patchez wrote:I'd rather travel the outer rim in a Firefly class.
Like a leaf in the wind.
How do reavers clean their harpoons?

They run them through the Wash.
Oh my.. I laughed so hard. Still though, too soon?

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Re: Guillotine time.

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sat Apr 02, 2016 2:29 pm

That, right there, ladies and gentleman, is some good internet!
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