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why was this here?

Post by Lush City » Sat Aug 22, 2015 4:50 pm

I'm toasting the demise of Hillary Clinton. The banner reads, 'Hillary for Prison 2016'. She's headed for the Big House rather than the White House. Such and evil criminal soul. This latest email scandal is only one of a handful of other scandals that are waiting in the wings. Everyday brings a new level of disgrace to this tyrant. Cheers, Hillary you witch!
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Re: why was this here?

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Tue Sep 08, 2015 3:53 pm

Good thing they didn't have Emails when Tricky Dicky was President or he would have done more prison time than he - oh wait he never went to prison. But since Hillary deleted Emails when she was president - oh wait she isn't president.
It's shit like this that is taking your eye off the ball. Go look in the mirror and scream Benghazi three times, you'll feel better.
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Re: why was this here?

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Wed Sep 09, 2015 8:40 pm

And there's an lunar eclipse this Sunday, and Shemitah is coming to an end.
Prepare yourself
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Re: why was this here?

Post by mistah willies » Thu Sep 10, 2015 6:27 pm

Calls for a Scimitar drink!

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Re: why was this here?

Post by Patchez » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:05 pm

next Drunkard pissup needs to have this made.
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Re: why was this here?

Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Sep 24, 2015 6:50 pm

LEWINSKYGATE!
E-MAIL-GATE!
BEN KINGSLEY!
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Re: why was this here?

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Sep 25, 2015 9:14 pm

BOEHNER!
(said like "Newman!")
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Re: why was this here?

Post by Rev. Dead Corpse » Wed Sep 30, 2015 10:23 am

Were it up to me, anyone engaging in organized politics, would be forced to drink cheap vodka until the urge to rule over others has passed...

Or cardiac arrest...

I'm not picky...
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Re: why was this here?

Post by oettinger » Fri Oct 09, 2015 7:34 am

Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:Were it up to me, anyone engaging in organized politics, would be forced to drink cheap vodka until the urge to rule over others has passed...

Or cardiac arrest...

I'm not picky...
I do, even without running for president

But yeah, if more politicans were into my practice a lot of ongoing problems would be solved by now
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Re: why was this here?

Post by peetie44 » Mon Oct 19, 2015 9:28 am

Funny, but republicans never seem to wanna talk about THESE emails...

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2015/03/10 ... ous/202820
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Re: why was this here?

Post by AntonArkydivich » Tue Oct 20, 2015 12:27 pm

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Re: why was this here?

Post by mistah willies » Wed Oct 21, 2015 6:50 pm

"The more things change, the more they stay the same"


Nicely done.

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Re: why was this here?

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:20 pm

I swear I heard Ted Cruz offer one of the moderators of last nights debate a shot of tequila and one of "Colorado's famous brownies". I'm for that.
Better than a big warm kiss.
That Rubio guy came off pretty good to me also.
Thay can all suck it U.S. politics is a fuckin joke.
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Re: why was this here?

Post by mistah willies » Sun Nov 01, 2015 10:48 am

Bad Lip Reading dude (he's non partisan: he makes fun of everythang) had this to satire about the Democratic candydate debate

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Re: why was this here?

Post by oettinger » Sun Nov 22, 2015 5:21 pm

Hey Lush, I am scared of her now. Officially. She is evil.
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I do not remember posting that ^^^
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