International Blasphemy Day: September 30th

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International Blasphemy Day: September 30th

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Sep 29, 2015 9:25 pm

I hope everyone of us has an impious and apostastic Blasphemy Day!

Irreverence and sacrilege, all around!

Hail Baphomet!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th

Post by Patchez » Wed Sep 30, 2015 6:46 pm

Well won't this be fun. Praise Bacchus!
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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th

Post by mistah willies » Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:11 pm

By the gods of val kilmer! I say unto thee, verily, that no true Scot would stand by and allow such maudlin, sad faces appear on this site

as if he were in the ground!

Them damned aspirigots always used to blaspheme, with their own vehemence at such idolatry in these words:

Blah! Raise your tempertoil to the highest stench of ye armpit, and fling the drink to the gods who seek our guidance in these earthly matters! We know better than them dogs above who salivate over our dinner table:

We know what it is to be a Modern Drunkard, and they do not!




Damn. Sometimes, gods have no sense of humor

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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th

Post by Lush City » Mon Nov 23, 2015 12:41 am

Worshiping Satan will only bring you death. Just ask the dead that were attending the 'Eagles of Death' metal concert in Paris. They were singing a song in praise of Satan when the shots began. https://youtu.be/C8eMazr7Jvw
So be prepared to meet Satan if you go down that path. Good drink is a blessing from God. Don't bugger your best friend and you'll be fine.
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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th

Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Dec 03, 2015 8:56 pm

Now that's some gooood blasphemy!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th

Post by mistah willies » Fri Dec 04, 2015 4:18 pm

Sirs, please direct your blaspheming at the appropriate gods and/or goddesses, daemons and/or daemonesses, plants and/or plantesses, and/or NASA weather and/or wetherornot climate control robots/robotresses.


Carrion good gentlemen of internet propriety.


Also, lubricate the gears with booze and or boozenessses.

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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th

Post by oettinger » Fri Dec 04, 2015 6:32 pm

Thank god I missed it
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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th

Post by mistah willies » Fri Dec 04, 2015 9:22 pm

oettinger wrote:Thank god I missed it
And...

which god are you thanking? Blasphemer!



There is only Bacchus!



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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th

Post by Lush City » Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:04 pm

I'm a follower of Bobb Dobbs.

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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th

Post by mistah willies » Sun Dec 06, 2015 10:49 pm

Done that many times.


Hey, btw, Badfellow said that it's cool with him if I use the video of him and John Dunsworth when they were in a pub together.

Ya know, to entice the swearnet buds to participate here.

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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th

Post by waahoohah » Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:42 am

GODDAMNIT, I missed it! FUCK! Goddamn, God-fucking, Jesus titfucking christ!
Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.

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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th

Post by oettinger » Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:49 am

lol, titfucking mary lol
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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th

Post by Lush City » Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:57 pm

None of you will blaspheme Islam. You are all mind controlled zombies for fear you will be called the dreaded 'Islamophobe'. Good grief! It is an ideology of conquest and subjugation. I will do the honors of blaspheming Islam.
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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th

Post by oldsmartskunk » Sat Oct 28, 2017 3:47 am

Fuck islam, muhamed dude and bless all those poor goat anuses that got pulverized during muslim mass. What is it called? Goat-o-rama?

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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th

Post by oettinger » Sat Oct 28, 2017 9:35 am

Hail Mary kept her virginity on that BJ when she was 15.
We don`t want to rewrite the bible otherwise don`t we?
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