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Viva La France

Post by whiskeyprick » Sun Nov 15, 2015 4:08 am

Our hearts are with you now. Our drinks are too. You invented everything from to onions to fries, Grand ma to Champagne, Gram to that thing that won't die Keith, Cuisine to croissants. Kisses to your enemies for they cannot kiss you. Jealous douchebagery, I say
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Re: Viva La France

Post by Mr Boozificator » Sun Nov 15, 2015 4:31 pm

whiskeyprick wrote:Our hearts are with you now. Our drinks are too. You invented everything from to onions to fries, Grand ma to Champagne, Gram to that thing that won't die Keith, Cuisine to croissants. Kisses to your enemies for they cannot kiss you. Jealous douchebagery, I say
Thank you my friend.
The enemy is currently feeling the fact that we are angry. 1 headquarters, 1 terrorist training camp and a very large number of assholes destroyed so far. It's not over.
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Re: Viva La France

Post by mistah willies » Sun Nov 15, 2015 4:51 pm

Mr Boozificator wrote:
whiskeyprick wrote:Our hearts are with you now. Our drinks are too. You invented everything from to onions to fries, Grand ma to Champagne, Gram to that thing that won't die Keith, Cuisine to croissants. Kisses to your enemies for they cannot kiss you. Jealous douchebagery, I say
Thank you my friend.
The enemy is currently feeling the fact that we are angry. 1 headquarters, 1 terrorist training camp and a very large number of assholes destroyed so far. It's not over.
Chacun d'entre nous, tout le monde civilisé, nous sommes l'un contre ces salauds mauvais. Nous sommes tous les Français! Combattre le mal ensemble.

We are all against this common enemy of everything good.

BOIRE!

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Re: Viva La France

Post by oldsmartskunk » Sun Nov 15, 2015 6:01 pm

There are no boundaries of how stupid human beings can become. Fighting over every stupid idea imaginable. SO many lives lost over some meaningless ideas...

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Re: Viva La France

Post by TheBigCasino » Sun Nov 15, 2015 7:54 pm

Mr Boozificator wrote:
whiskeyprick wrote:Our hearts are with you now. Our drinks are too. You invented everything from to onions to fries, Grand ma to Champagne, Gram to that thing that won't die Keith, Cuisine to croissants. Kisses to your enemies for they cannot kiss you. Jealous douchebagery, I say
Thank you my friend.
The enemy is currently feeling the fact that we are angry. 1 headquarters, 1 terrorist training camp and a very large number of assholes destroyed so far. It's not over.
How are you holding up? I was wondering about you. I hope all is well Sir.
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Re: Viva La France

Post by Mr Boozificator » Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:58 am

TheBigCasino wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote:
whiskeyprick wrote:Our hearts are with you now. Our drinks are too. You invented everything from to onions to fries, Grand ma to Champagne, Gram to that thing that won't die Keith, Cuisine to croissants. Kisses to your enemies for they cannot kiss you. Jealous douchebagery, I say
Thank you my friend.
The enemy is currently feeling the fact that we are angry. 1 headquarters, 1 terrorist training camp and a very large number of assholes destroyed so far. It's not over.
How are you holding up? I was wondering about you. I hope all is well Sir.
I am fine my friend, thanks. Now is the time for payback, it has just started and we won't stop until they are annihilated.
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Re: Viva La France

Post by Mr Boozificator » Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:17 pm

Once again I want to thank everybody for your support. It is truly much appreciated.
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Re: Viva La France

Post by Cliffie S. Bockerson » Mon Nov 16, 2015 1:54 pm

Not only are these ISIS fuckers heartless barbarians, they are also prohibitionists. Their stupidity and evil knows no limits.

Mr. Boozificator, I have no doubt that you and your countrymen have the full sympathy and support of the vast majority of free people and hard drinkers everywhere. France is one of the great nations of this earth. I hope France the other NATO countries come together and visit upon these worthless subhumans miseries that are orders of magnitude beyond what Parisians experienced Friday night.

Liberté, égalité, fraternité! And BOOZE!!
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Re: Viva La France

Post by peetie44 » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:11 pm

The free world stands with France.
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Re: Viva La France

Post by Malkor » Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:22 pm

I can say with absolute honesty that your brothers in England are sickened to our very core, you have my pint arm in your hand tonight and henceforth france, and for those who have died and are suffering in the caliphate that shall not be named from my lips, I would spit on the very souls of these animals if only i could, fuck these guys, fuck them so goddaam hard!

I cant put into words the hatred, the want for vengeance or the soul crushing vehemence I have for this which has no reason, fuck them!
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Re: Viva La France

Post by TheDrunkardAnglo » Wed Nov 18, 2015 11:37 am

Hate to bump such a thread.

but...

Paris is a city of love, passion and life. It is everything the terrorist despises. Paris will always be that. Today, and every subsequent day after we will fight these bastards with our booze, for they hate that too.

Lets drink. I'm finishing off a bottle of cognac now.
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Re: Viva La France

Post by mistah willies » Wed Nov 18, 2015 5:44 pm

Bump.

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Re: Viva La France

Post by Mr Boozificator » Thu Nov 19, 2015 3:33 am

The state of emergency is still implemented and the raids are still being conducted. Parallel to the actions on our main land there will be an intensification of the bombings on the theatre of operations.
All of our politicians are starting to regret having gradually downsized our army for the last thirty years. Jackasses.
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Re: Viva La France

Post by Dale » Thu Nov 19, 2015 1:47 pm

Je suis Francaise.
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Re: Viva La France

Post by oettinger » Fri Nov 20, 2015 2:42 pm

Mr Boozificator wrote: All of our politicians are starting to regret having gradually downsized our army for the last thirty years. Jackasses.
If they didn`t, that would`ve helped doing what exactly?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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