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Back then he donated to them and admits it.
I think this tells us it doesn`t matter who ends up in the white house. You guys should end this stupid two party system (I know there are more, but do they stand any chance whatsoever?) Jill Stein anyone????
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oettinger wrote: You guys should end this stupid two party system
Yeah, but the American Fascist Party never really got off of the ground. I think that we should just put the Jesuits in charge (outwardly, I mean. They already really are in truelycharge.)
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In germany you can watch closely how each new party is undercut with neocon submarines with time going by.
Best example: The Greenparty, they started out with prostests against pershing-2 rockets being stationed in west-germany in the eraly 80s and against nuclear energy.
Roughly two decades later they were in charge and started the illegal war against serbia, the foreign minister in charge back then is today sitting on millions being a spokesperson for some gas-company and is best friends with Madeline Albright. You know, friends in Arms
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Ashtoreth and Lady Liberty!

Who are you worshipping, you Patriots and lovers of "Freedom"? Who, indeed!?
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August 31st: today is the anniversary of the birth of Caligula and it is also National Trail Mix Day in America.
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Franke Herbert's Dune and modern conspiracy mythology

I do find it interesting that he uses "mythology" in the title of this. How convenient.
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Do I have to read that whole dune thing?

Der Götze Moloch! Very good. Looks sad and innocent, can`t say that about the other two
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oettinger wrote:Do I have to read that whole dune thing?
Yes.
Der Götze Moloch! Very good. Looks sad and innocent, can`t say that about the other two
The middle one is your saviour. The first is Moloch and he demands that you burn your children for him. The third one is the worst.
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I don`t want to burn my children, can I just set my future ex-wife aflame?

She`s a pain in the ass anyhow, no one would miss her. I might recieve some anonymous "thank-you" cards though
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Ah.

Good ole Baphomet.

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Frankennietzsche wrote: The first is Moloch and he demands that you burn your children for him...
Probably not the best strategy for ensuring a steady pool of future acolytes. I've seen something similar in Wisconsin where they drown their children in cheese.
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Frankennietzsche wrote:August 31st: today is the anniversary of the birth of Caligula and it is also National Trail Mix Day in America.
Aww shucks I missed National Trail Mix Day!?
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Can you just imagine the commercial:
"Caligula brand trail mix- enjoy some salty nuts"
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Obama is the Manifestation of a Multi-Generational Soviet Plot to Destroy America

Hmmm...sounds like someone we know....but it must be trooitsontheinterweb!
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