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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:01 pm

Audi? Really? If I were driving on the moon it would have to be a Cadillac.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:03 pm

Nah, Audis are the Cadillacs of the moon.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by oettinger » Fri Dec 02, 2016 1:54 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:Nah, Audis are the Cadillacs of the moon.
Need fourwheeldrive over there
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Dec 02, 2016 6:29 pm

One wheel drive for each dimmension.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Patchez » Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:57 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:One wheel drive for each dimmension.
What about the Fifth Dimension?


Or the 8th Dimension as proposed by Buckaroo Banzai?
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sat Dec 03, 2016 2:28 am

That's all theortetical, just like the moon landing adn the kennedy assassination.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by oettinger » Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:23 am

Patchez wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:One wheel drive for each dimmension.
What about the Fifth Dimension?


Or the 8th Dimension as proposed by Buckaroo Banzai?
For that you got alcohol and other drugs ziddo
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Dec 20, 2016 6:45 pm

“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by mistah willies » Tue Dec 20, 2016 7:18 pm

^ ^ ^

Oh good heavings. They're giving everything away in that

Yet, how oddly comforting to yet again live under the threat of complete planetary combustion. It harkens back to the Cold Brewskie Wars.

At least we know the plan.

The plan is that we are, yet again, in The Wild West.

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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by oettinger » Mon Dec 26, 2016 10:55 am

400 years ago, people came to the conclusion that earth is indeed no disk.

With 2016`s media this would not have been possible.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Dec 27, 2016 6:49 pm

Do you think that it is a coincidence that Carrie Fisher dies so soon after she drops that bomb of a tell-all memoir? Was one of Harrison Ford's people on that plane? Too soon?
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by oettinger » Fri Dec 30, 2016 10:10 am

Frankennietzsche wrote:Do you think that it is a coincidence that Carrie Fisher dies so soon after she drops that bomb of a tell-all memoir? Was one of Harrison Ford's people on that plane? Too soon?
Can you enlighten me on that one please. I rarely follow gossip
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Dec 30, 2016 8:23 pm

Oh, you know. CF wrote in her latest book that she and HF copulated. He then had her and her mom assassinated. etc etc

same old Hollywood story...
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:02 pm

IT'S ROBERT ANTON WILSON'S BIRTHDAY!
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by mistah willies » Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:35 pm

Bwoston is wahm. Hey, even though we all know that Earth's climate has never ever changed, the incoming head of EPA revealed that he believes global warming is occurring; during his recent Senate testimony.

Hey! What happened to the other shell on these oystahs? Damned wicked wahm watah, dat's what it is huh bro.

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