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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by oettinger » Sat Feb 25, 2017 9:26 am

Concentrationcamps re-opened in germany to protect world wide national security.
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Post by oettinger » Sat Feb 25, 2017 6:52 pm

Seven ball-shaped planets found somewhere in space. NATO ready to "nuke the f**ing hell outta em", spokesperson says

Meanwhile on 7 other planets: Mass-evacutions going on, aliens screaming on live TV: "shit they found us"

Back to the weather
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Post by oettinger » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:21 am

In a tragic accident an US drone bombed the pentagon.
A surviving spokesperson quickly countered questions about the drone-program:
"It is obvious, that the drone in question during a split second of malfuntion mistook the District of Columbia for a failed state that supports terrorists"
He went further
"We are in talks with the supplier, Volkswagen, and are pretty sure to be able to avoid such instances to a minimum in the next 25 years."

The allegedly unmanned drone is still loose and now heading for the westcoast
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by mistah willies » Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:24 pm

Alumineeum for tinfoil hats is not the same as tin. Tin roof will rust, thus showing the expiration date of the tin, due to the chem trails. Just ask the tin man form that gay old oz movie.

DO not trust Alumineeeum. If there's no rust, there's no trust.

Also, Irony. Irony will rust. That means it has to be topical. Like, you know, form the south sea islands. Great ironic hats.

Topical Irony.

Visit sometime, and you may discover the Island of Humor.

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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by oettinger » Sat Mar 25, 2017 12:48 pm

Happy Birthday Elton John and Roman empire that just turned 60
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Lush City » Sat Mar 25, 2017 11:24 pm

Jimmy Kimmel Asks Shaq if He Really Thinks the Earth is Flat
https://youtu.be/lBmvUUGw91g
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Post by oettinger » Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:50 am

^^^ He was joking. But Cavaliers allstar point guard Kyrie Irving really belives this nonesense
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Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Apr 02, 2017 2:35 am

I have always been able to tell if a TV is on in any given structure, but it wasnt until later in life that i realizedhow close my veinal construction resembled so closely the electrical disonance. Then I found that wihtt he electrolization of the earth it clearlyhad a bearing on my brain waves and the health of synaptic relation. Clearly this led to the discovery oif the magnetic chamberfrost, whic in turn caused the immeidate outlay of the parameter to be disconfigured from default. Having said that, please realize rthat the magnetic chamberfost was not the inclusionary impetus spurring the realizations of the magnetic structure that hertofore lies on thebasis of the mechanical pulse of the synapses, but merely the aftercurrent of the resulting mental curriculmn. Left unhindered and due its ow n course the polarizsed corpuscle turns to slag and instantly developes its own magnetic chamberfrost, and after twice this happens it causes a reverse domino effect, ultimnaltley reversing singl=ularity on the exact principle of the distinct power to a single synapse to cause reflective personal activity within dynameic pentametric lifepulse. the results are still inconclusive, but the theory is that the magnetic chamberfrost is only exclude by the binary moleculization of an entire bottle, shich therein lies the anti curse and can only be achieved via consumption at a single solitary sitting.

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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Lush City » Sun Apr 02, 2017 10:23 pm

Wow! Thirsty typed all that. He could have simply posted 'Zardoz' and that would have triggered me to go to this state of mind where all this crap is understood. Saves a lot of keystrokes. So, anyway we are on the same page. Beware of the mind controllers!
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by mistah willies » Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:37 pm

i just

i dunno

Holy shit was that funny

*ahem*

Alrighty then there, Lush, save me some tin. Imma gonna need it when I get to dc

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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Bur » Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:26 am

Lush City wrote:
Sun Apr 02, 2017 10:23 pm
Wow! Thirsty typed all that. He could have simply posted 'Zardoz' and that would have triggered me to go to this state of mind where all this crap is understood. Saves a lot of keystrokes. So, anyway we are on the same page. Beware of the mind controllers!
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I think I need to give Zardoz a watch, keeps popping up every now and then.

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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:43 pm

He just likes the middle picture.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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THE SIGNS CONVERGE AS THE BEAST SPEAKS!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:48 pm

In the Year 1904, the Beast Aleister Crowley receives the Book of Law in the noon hour on the 8th, 9th, and 10th of April.On the 11th of April, in the year 1930, Anton Szandor LaVey is born unto this world.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by drunkin' Wisconsinite » Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:35 am

Is that Burt Reynolds in the middle? Smokey and the Bandit era of course.....

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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Patchez » Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:50 pm

drunkin' Wisconsinite wrote:
Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:35 am
Is that Burt Reynolds in the middle? Smokey and the Bandit era of course.....
Sean Connery.
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