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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by mistah willies » Wed Apr 06, 2016 8:32 pm

Hmmm...

It is, indeed, the master plan of NASA to explore the outside of our own heliosphere: the edge of the Oort cloud, where there truly is nothing at all.

It's like some sort of Closing Time.

Damn ye, NASA, making us look to the next pub!





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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by oettinger » Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:24 am

I already knew Constantine was adopted, but shouldn`t you refer to him as "hitler the second" or somehting?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:51 pm

Ooooh. Here's a good one:
It also isn’t any coincidence that one of the Black Music Industry’s biggest proponent of SATANISM is the Luciferian Black Queen, Rihanna.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:17 pm

“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Wed Apr 20, 2016 4:16 pm

“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Badfellow » Tue Apr 26, 2016 3:02 pm

According to Google maps, Illuminati HQ is located in Sachs Harbor, Northwest Territories.

Look it up, yo!
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Apr 26, 2016 9:26 pm

I'll have Nunavut!
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Apr 26, 2016 9:29 pm

“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Badfellow » Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:38 pm

I'm Andy Kaufman.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Patchez » Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:44 am

Badfellow wrote:I'm Andy Kaufman.

Here he comes to save the Daaayyyyy!
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon May 02, 2016 7:33 pm

Ted Cruise and Tom Cruz are related on a genetic level. They are twins, and father and son. The reason they say that Ted is Canadian is that he was part fo the Politician X project. He was grown in a vat, by Scientologists and Illuminati scientists in the Canadian Rockies. He's a copy of a copy; an nth generation clone of the scientologist gay jesus.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Badfellow » Mon May 02, 2016 8:35 pm

Ha! I xenu it was true!

Actually, any fool knows that you can buy Tom Cruise's toenail clippings online. But are they authentic? You might put those dandies into the gnomic resequencer and come out with a fully grown adult clone of some wife-beating crotch scratcher from Okefenokee. It's a crap shoot, man. Even if you go to Radio Shack and lay down the extra money on the Tandy Genetitron 7000 with optional splice enhancer, it's no guarantee of success toward creating a race of Uber-Cruises destined to rule the galaxy.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Badfellow » Mon May 02, 2016 8:38 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:scientologist gay jesus.
That's just the Nth level Thetan in you talking.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Patchez » Mon May 02, 2016 10:23 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:scientologist gay jesus.
That's just the Nth level Thetan in you talking.

So it not "going clear" it's going queer.

Now it all makes sense.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue May 03, 2016 2:13 pm

This is grand:
Trump, speaking on Fox News, invoked a tabloid report claiming his rival’s father, Rafael Cruz, showed up in a 1963 photograph with John F. Kennedy's assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald...

He went on to invoke the Enquirer story, which claimed Rafael Cruz was photographed next to Oswald in 1963 handing out pro-Castro literature.

“His father was with Lee Harvey Oswald,” Trump said Tuesday. “Nobody even brings it up.”
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