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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by mistah willies » Thu Apr 13, 2017 4:38 am

Patchez wrote:
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drunkin' Wisconsinite wrote:
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Is that Burt Reynolds in the middle? Smokey and the Bandit era of course.....
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Lush City » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:08 pm

Trump gets China to go against N. Korea. Who knew?
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:34 pm

drunkin' Wisconsinite wrote:
Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:35 am
Smokey and the Bandit era of course.....
Smokey and the Bondage is more like it.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by drunkin' Wisconsinite » Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:06 am

Smokey and the Bondage is more like it.
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that is some funny shit right there. Sounds like a low grade 70's porn movie title.

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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Lush City » Fri Apr 14, 2017 11:33 pm

The 'Deep State' is leading Trump. He will not drain the swamp because it has risen up and consumed him. Prepare for boots on the ground in Syria and a possible nuke up the ass of Kim Il Sun. China will standby and support the US. Who knew? This is crazy! This is more than just Trump.

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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Apr 16, 2017 12:53 am

As soon as we all turn on each other and they shut down the grid, whichever comes first, they will suck up all the water and edibles and watch us perish.
They don't want us around . Too beaucoup!
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Lush City » Sun Apr 16, 2017 10:45 pm

Wake the fuck up and get ready to fight the New World Order. They are coming to take your rights and your wealth to leave you totally dependent on the State, a lot like N. Korea. My recommendation is to invest in precious metals because the US Dollar is going to crash. That will mean very high prices and shortages. So, the real currency will be food and booze. Recreational drugs will be like gold. Food will be what people will be fighting over. Better get ready and stock up!
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:28 pm

All those bra-burning feminazi's took down one of the last bastions of American Freedom. That George Soros is the real power behind Fox news-ish letting poor, freedom-loving, innocent Bill O'Reilly go.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Lush City » Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:01 am

This woman is out of control. She's spewing anything that comes into her head. Her own people, the Democrats want her to shut the fuck up but she won't listen. She represents my US Congressional district where I live and I've started working for the GOP solution, Omar Navarro for '18.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by oettinger » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:50 am

Yesterday I mentioned on skype that I wish an alien invasion upon our planet to clean out mankind.

Connie J Drunk thought that wouldn`t be the wisest of ideas:

Imagnine these aliens are stupid rednecks that survived their homeplanet`s armageddon and somehow managed to drive their vessel super loaded in our direction. Brilliant.
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:14 pm

Yes no drunkards should ever reproduce.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Lush City » Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:09 pm

There has to be a conspiracy around Santa. So he knows all about us, eh? It's those elfs that post on this board. All year long they are disguised but I can see their pointed little ears. I know who you are!
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:46 pm

Lush City wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:09 pm
There has to be a conspiracy around Santa. So he knows all about us, eh? It's those elfs that post on this board. All year long they are disguised but I can see their pointed little ears. I know who you are!
You wouldn' think that way if you weren't GUILTY
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Lush City » Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:36 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:46 pm
Lush City wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:09 pm
There has to be a conspiracy around Santa. So he knows all about us, eh? It's those elfs that post on this board. All year long they are disguised but I can see their pointed little ears. I know who you are!
You wouldn' think that way if you weren't GUILTY
My ears are fine. At least they don't look like cauliflower.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by jackyworne » Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:01 am

Also, why have they stopped using tape to outline the bodies of the recently slain?

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