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WAL-MART = MARTial LAW. We will all be put into FEMA camps. Hidden secret underground tunnels connecting Wal-Marts across the country. SAVE YOURSELVES!

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The Sam's Club in Area 51 probably has one of the cleanest snack bars I've ever seen. Good deals on aluminum foil too.
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Their prices on radium are out of this world!
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I had a tunguska burger! Shit blew my mind
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They sell them shed tools, but these are made out of alien materials, and no, not form Mehhicco.

I'm talkin' adamantium spades and alien teeth hard rakes. Don't me talking about dem hoes now...

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The National Agency for Security Agencies (NASA) is spying on foreign comets by sending drones
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Well, I read ont he internets taht Trump and Clinton are having an affair.
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I read it was Hilary and RIPT.
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FOOL! RIPT IS HILLARY!
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Ooh. Here's the latest and juiciest hollywood hubub. It seems that people are already talking that they KK jewel heist in Paris was either a publicity stunt or an inside job, or an insurance scam. I read it, so it's true.

Nosferatu Michael Jackson's former bodyguard says so.
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Read "The Incarnations of Immortality" and you will see that the job of Satan has gone by many different names.
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I keel Piers Anthony! Heretical, blasphemous pun-master of shaitan's throbbing [email protected]
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BREAKING NEWS LEAKED FROM ILLUMINATI HQ IN SACHS HARBOR, NWT!!!

Sure, we all know Donald Trump is just one, big false flag operation to divert voters toward the Clinton campaign.
But what you MAY NOT KNOW is that the Clinton campaign is, in turn, a false flag of itself for ushering in the era of the NWO...
The New World Obama!!!

That's right, folks. It's a little known fact, but Hilary Clinton is actually quite sick due a rare form of retro-bitch sponge brain virus contracted while eating chilled monkey brains at a fund raising dinner in Moscow. Her physicians fear the worst, giving her only a few months at best. The Obama regime is counting on this as all the reason it needs to declare totalitarian law through emergency powers of the Executive Branch. It will also be revealed during season 2 of his third term that Obama is actually the illegitimate son of George Herbert Walker Bush and Cercei Lannister.
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There are tons of great theories coming out this week about Julian Assange. THe best is that he is dead and that Pamela Anderson killed him with a vegetarian sandwich.
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