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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by oettinger » Fri Oct 21, 2016 9:38 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:There are tons of great theories coming out this week about Julian Assange. THe best is that he is dead and that Pamela Anderson killed him with a vegetarian sandwich.
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Post by oettinger » Fri Oct 21, 2016 9:39 pm

Or was it columbian uruguayan nose gun powder shot in his lúng?
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Patchez » Fri Oct 21, 2016 10:25 pm

I thought she just beat him to death with Tommy Lee's dick.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by oettinger » Sat Oct 22, 2016 9:08 am

Patchez wrote:I thought she just beat him to death with Tommy Lee's dick.
That sex-tape was damn boring. But was the way to go when the internet really started.
Years later a friend of mine even brought "One night in paris" on DVD. Lamest shit ever!!!!!
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Patchez » Sat Oct 22, 2016 7:52 pm

Gotta admit though, his "i love you Lover" line works well when you can't remember a name.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:16 pm

That shit is directly responsible for the Kardashians. It started the whole sex tape thing, and the only reason that they are famous is because of KK tape with some two bit rapper that she made only because PH made one. Plus, isn't she Canadianaina?
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Wed Nov 02, 2016 8:38 pm

You wanna talk about conspiracy, homeskilletz?! I haven't been ablt to log in to this sight successfully for about a week. Wazzup wit dat, yo?
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Badfellow » Thu Nov 03, 2016 4:07 pm

I'd contact the Admin about that issue, assuming the pod people haven't gotten to him yet.

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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by oettinger » Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:44 pm

add atleast twenty girl schools and some dozens of kindergardens
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Nov 22, 2016 8:10 pm

November 22 - the Day of Days

365 CE: Death of Antipope Felix II
In 1307, Pope Clement V issues the Papal bull Pastoralis Praeemineniae, the arrest warrant for the Knights Templar.
1954: The Humane Society of America is Founded
1955: Shemp Howard dies
1963: William Clay Ford, Sr. buys the Detroit Lions/ JFK "assassination" in "Dallas"/ Deaths of CS Lewis & Aldous Huxley
1975: Juan Carlos (Juan Carlos Alfonso Víctor María de Borbón y Borbón-Dos Sicilias) is declared King of Spain
Also, the 22nd is a Cusp Day in astrology between scorpio and sagitarius. Which makes all this make sense.
It is as plain as day. The House of Bourbon is behind this all!
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Nov 22, 2016 8:22 pm

Let's take a look at the numbers:

11+22+16=49
There are 39 days left of the year.
11+22+63=96
But Kennedy was 46.
11+22+55=88 which is code for HH; shorthand for heil Hitler. WHich proves that Shemp was killed by anti-semites. AND, he was 60 when he died. 6+0=6 as in 666.

49+39+96+46+88+60=378

666/378=1.761904761904761 repeating the 761904

7+6+1+9+0+4=27


SEE?!?!
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by mistah willies » Thu Nov 24, 2016 2:23 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:Let's take a look at the numbers:
...11+22+55=88 which is code for HH; shorthand for heil Hitler. WHich proves that Shemp was killed by anti-semites...
Hmmm, but 8 + 8 = 16, and 1 + 6 =7, which is a significant number in the Bible. So, the Lawd done meant for it to happen, iffen y'all subcribe or ascribe to that sort of thang.

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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Badfellow » Thu Nov 24, 2016 6:53 pm

2 + 2 = 5

Everybody knows that.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sat Nov 26, 2016 5:10 pm

That's just what they want you to think. It's the great asian cabal trying to control the maths.
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Re: CONSPIRACY!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Wed Nov 30, 2016 4:58 pm

[url=http://pts_wp.we03.ptscientists.com/]German scientists to attempt another moon landing hoax![/url]
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