Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?

[Frankennietzsche]

Some people need to stop listening to Alex Jones.

Republicans, Dems, independents all the fuckbucket politicians are crooks. If you think any of them give a shit about anyone below their station in life you are delusional.

I agree, but bullshit on the saw that they are all assholes as Democrats are unapologetic CRIMINAL assholes .

So...you don't agree??? or is it more of "but they're worse!"

[Patchez]

Some people need to stop listening to Alex Jones.

Republicans, Dems, independents all the fuckbucket politicians are crooks. If you think any of them give a shit about anyone below their station in life you are delusional.

I agree, but bullshit on the saw that they are all assholes as Democrats are unapologetic CRIMINAL assholes .

So...you don't agree??? or is it more of "but they're worse!"

Never heard of Alex Jones. This is just my opinion after 48 years of watching the shit show. They all suck. They. All. Suck.

[Badfellow]

Currency collapses this weekend so so what.

Don't worry, it's all backed by the Booze & Ammo Standard.

[Patchez]

Currency collapses this weekend so so what.

Don't worry, it's all backed by the Booze & Ammo Standard.

Been stocking up for years. Ammunition the currency of the 21st century.

[Frankennietzsche]

Never heard of Alex Jones. This is just my opinion after 48 years of watching the shit show. They all suck. They. All. Suck.

This wasn't directed at you, but to SN. Even though I am still not sure about the meaning of the "but bullshit on the saw" part.

Serendipitously, this article ran in The Gawker today about Alex Jones and Glenn Beck.

[Mr. Viking]

his hands do look quite small

[Donald J. Drunk]

his hands do look quite small

My hands are perfectly normal sized, just feel my hands. People come to me all the time and they say, Mr. Trump, what lovely hands you have. You know, everyone tells me my hands are tremendous, and they really work well.

[Mr. Viking]

you know whAt they say about small hands

[Donald J. Drunk]

you know whAt they say about small hands

It´s about how you use it, young man. It simply depends on how much experience you have had. I have had a tremendous amount of experience. They always tell me, Mr. Trump, you are so experienced.

[Frankennietzsche]

You know, I've never noticed this before? They're smooth.. creamy.. delicate, yet masculine.

A question for the candidate: Mr. Trump, what exactly about being a failed mail-order steak salesman do you think qualifies you to run on a losing ticket? Also, what about Ron Paul as a running mate?

[Lush City]

Trump's empire relies on a middle class with discretionary income. These middle class consumers that buy a weekend at one of his resorts once a year give him more revenue than the high rollers that come through more frequently. So, he decided to take over and try to steer the ship of state out of dangerous waters and restore the middle class. He probably won't succeed because the damage has already been done. The dollar will collapse and it will be total mayhem.

[Donald J. Drunk]

Trump's empire relies on a middle class with discretionary income. These middle class consumers that buy a weekend at one of his resorts once a year give him more revenue than the high rollers that come through more frequently. So, he decided to take over and try to steer the ship of state out of dangerous waters and restore the middle class. He probably won't succeed because the damage has already been done. The dollar will collapse and it will be total mayhem.

That is unfortunately entirely true. And with the fall of the dollar it will not take long until we have civil war especially in the big cities.

[mistah willies]

you know whAt they say about small hands

It´s about how you use it, young man. It simply depends on how much experience you have had. I have had a tremendous amount of experience. They always tell me, Mr. Trump, you are so experienced.

Ya know, this is fucking excellent. Your cadence and content make it quite believable.

Now, if/when did you sell out? Was it at birth, or have you withheld until a deeper/higher level? Can you be trusted to be POTUS?

If so, what is it that you can be trusted to do to us?

[Badfellow]

I think I remember reading somewhere that it's a sign of the end times.

And President Trump broke open the seventh seal, and the moon turned red, white and blue, and the rivers ran greasy with cheap merlot, and He said "let thou chumps install a brass stripper pole in the Oval Office", and all the Mexicans were fired and nobody could get a decent enchilada anymore.

[Badfellow]

BADFELLOW FOR SUPREME RULER 2016!!!



Greetings Fools,

I am your future overlord and god emperor Badfellow, and it gives me great pleasure to announce my candidacy for the 2016 presidential annexation and the conquest of the White House. You will find that groveling before me has it's benefits while resistance will crushed as mercilessly as Twinkie in a hydraulic press. If my orbital death ray and minions of brainwashed Walmart shoppers are not enough to cower you into submission, then perhaps you might consider my stand on some of the issues:


*Increase spending for police state by 4000%
*Turn Manhattan Island into a maximum security prison
*Buy poverty vote with MD 20/20 and generic menthols
*Don't let Frankenneitzsche near ANYTHING!
*Sell more crack to North Korea
*Free euthanasia clinics for Scientologists
*Build massive monuments to my greatness
*Steal all of Canada's maple syrup and whiskey while they're not looking
*Seize all Kardashian assets, sell women to Russians
*Introduce thought control drugs and hypnotics into public schools (K-12)
*Presidential limo will be fitted with monster truck tires. No, wait. Even better, tank treads


*I also advocate building a wall that extends from Mexico to China and back again, then maybe up around Mongolia for a little while, just to give people something to do. Yes, the key to maintaining a stable pool of slave labor is to keep it occupied at all times. Provide the prols with plenty of lottery and porn. That's what I say. Oh, and don't forget the rotgut beer. Small amounts of quaaludes and certain fluoridic compounds in the malt liquor does the trick nicely.

Together we can make this country great, over and over and over again.