NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

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Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon Sep 12, 2016 5:41 pm

North Korea Bans Sarcasm

Yea, right, thanks Obama
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Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

Post by mistah willies » Sat Sep 17, 2016 1:32 pm

Paranoia is a downfall of the great ones. Of course, it is not unfounded. Every time there is a shining rocket of hope and leadership, there are people poised to grab a thread of the rise of the little pocket.

Once inside the solid fuel booster, then they work to undermine the o-rings. *

Yeas, we're talking about those circular clamps for one's Member-only-Club.

or pinky ring, as may be the case here, for the little big man.

Good times ensue!



* OK, enough with the extended metaphors. Blecch

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Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

Post by oettinger » Sat Sep 17, 2016 1:43 pm

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I just really like the taste of alcohol
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Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

Post by oettinger » Sat Sep 17, 2016 1:45 pm

orth Diarreah broke off
I just really like the taste of alcohol
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Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:01 am

I volunteer to secretly infiltrate NK and spread the MDM message. I have extensive knowledge of the area and culture from watching every episode of M*A*S*H. I just need funding and liquor.
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Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Sep 22, 2016 7:35 pm

“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

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Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Sep 24, 2016 7:26 pm

Do you dare deny?
And really the dude never ever pooped? I mean I heard that John Wayne had 60 pounds of impacted feces in his colon when he died, but this guy, WOW!
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Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

Post by Badfellow » Sun Sep 25, 2016 1:35 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote: ... I heard that John Wayne had 60 pounds of impacted feces in his colon when he died...
Actually, it was 6 lbs. of undigested beef and a small Japanese woman.
And, for the record, John Wayne was not gay.
He just liked to watch his buddies gettin' jiggy wit it.
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