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Pyongyang beer festival
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tZYdv9KM5c
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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Pyongyang beer pong?ThirstyDrunk wrote:Pyongyang beer festival...
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Solo cups are teh only thing that is holding them from DEMOCRACY,Badfellow wrote:Pyongyang beer pong?ThirstyDrunk wrote:Pyongyang beer festival...
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This might be something for the Conspiracy thread:
Recently someone wrote that maybe, just maybe, North Korea is heaven on earth and it`s our governments that keep spewing propaganda about it so we don`t revolt once we saw it from the inside
Recently someone wrote that maybe, just maybe, North Korea is heaven on earth and it`s our governments that keep spewing propaganda about it so we don`t revolt once we saw it from the inside
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That sounds like a JG Ballard novel!oettinger wrote:This might be something for the Conspiracy thread:
Recently someone wrote that maybe, just maybe, North Korea is heaven on earth and it`s our governments that keep spewing propaganda about it so we don`t revolt once we saw it from the inside
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Dammit why is this not available outside of N Korea?! I could really get into binge watching the Manbang originals such as:Frankennietzsche wrote:NORTH KOREA OFFERS MANBANG SERVICE FOR EVERY HOME!
Hanok of Cards - Glorious leader's rise to the top!
M*A*S*H - the complete series, with narration and special editing by Glorious Leader!
Orange is the New Black - A Pyongyang socialite ends up in prison work camp and hilarity ensues!
Your Daily Potato - cooking show. Make the most of your rations!
Dare-Dev-Il - Action-Adventure-Documentary - Dear Leaders successful combat against capitalist pig dogs!
It's Always Sunny in Pyongyang - A group of young adults give respect, esteem, and deferential regard to Glorious Leader. In Korea's only Irish themed bar.
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The American-pig-dog series must be a spin off of the obviously original Korean one. Remember, that Kim Jong-il appeared in at least one episode of the American-pig-dog version of the series, and much hilarity ensued.ThirstyDrunk wrote: It's Always Sunny in Pyongyang - A group of young adults give respect, esteem, and deferential regard to Glorious Leader. In Korea's only Irish themed bar.
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How is "Pyongyang" not a euphemism for female naughty bits?
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Cause "phnom penh" would be the male version and after that one it gets trickyFrankennietzsche wrote:How is "Pyongyang" not a euphemism for female naughty bits?
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I'd manbang her in the pyongyang, if ya know what I mean."
It's funnier if you say it out loud.
It's funnier if you say it out loud.
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And there goes my original pick line concept.ThirstyDrunk wrote:I'd manbang her in the pyongyang, if ya know what I mean."
It's funnier if you say it out loud.
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Bur wrote: c
And there goes my original pick line concept.
Beats "Hey babe, I'll tongue punch your shit pit."
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