NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

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Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

Post by oettinger » Sat Jul 16, 2016 2:30 am

Frankennietzsche wrote:NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR CAPITALIST, COUNTER-JOCHU AMERICANPIGDOGSLAVE MOVIE! WE ONLY WANT TRUE MOVIES ABOUT THE CHUBBY LEADER.
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I do not remember posting that ^^^
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To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon Aug 15, 2016 7:59 pm

http://www.pyongyangtrafficgirls.com/

NORTH KOREA IS SEXY KOREA!
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Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

Post by Badfellow » Mon Aug 15, 2016 10:45 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Pyongyang beer festival...
Pyongyang beer pong?
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Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:08 am

Badfellow wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Pyongyang beer festival...
Pyongyang beer pong?
Solo cups are teh only thing that is holding them from DEMOCRACY,
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Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 20, 2016 4:20 am

This might be something for the Conspiracy thread:
Recently someone wrote that maybe, just maybe, North Korea is heaven on earth and it`s our governments that keep spewing propaganda about it so we don`t revolt once we saw it from the inside
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon Aug 22, 2016 6:44 pm

oettinger wrote:This might be something for the Conspiracy thread:
Recently someone wrote that maybe, just maybe, North Korea is heaven on earth and it`s our governments that keep spewing propaganda about it so we don`t revolt once we saw it from the inside
That sounds like a JG Ballard novel!
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Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon Aug 29, 2016 2:02 pm

“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

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Post by ThirstyDrunk » Mon Aug 29, 2016 4:26 pm

Dammit why is this not available outside of N Korea?! I could really get into binge watching the Manbang originals such as:

Hanok of Cards - Glorious leader's rise to the top!
M*A*S*H - the complete series, with narration and special editing by Glorious Leader!
Orange is the New Black - A Pyongyang socialite ends up in prison work camp and hilarity ensues!
Your Daily Potato - cooking show. Make the most of your rations!
Dare-Dev-Il - Action-Adventure-Documentary - Dear Leaders successful combat against capitalist pig dogs!
It's Always Sunny in Pyongyang - A group of young adults give respect, esteem, and deferential regard to Glorious Leader. In Korea's only Irish themed bar.
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Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon Aug 29, 2016 4:56 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote: It's Always Sunny in Pyongyang - A group of young adults give respect, esteem, and deferential regard to Glorious Leader. In Korea's only Irish themed bar.
The American-pig-dog series must be a spin off of the obviously original Korean one. Remember, that Kim Jong-il appeared in at least one episode of the American-pig-dog version of the series, and much hilarity ensued.
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Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Sep 08, 2016 9:24 pm

How is "Pyongyang" not a euphemism for female naughty bits?
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Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

Post by oettinger » Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:32 am

Frankennietzsche wrote:How is "Pyongyang" not a euphemism for female naughty bits?
Cause "phnom penh" would be the male version and after that one it gets tricky
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Sep 09, 2016 6:29 pm

I'd manbang her in the pyongyang, if ya know what I mean."

It's funnier if you say it out loud.
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Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

Post by Bur » Sat Sep 10, 2016 2:55 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:I'd manbang her in the pyongyang, if ya know what I mean."

It's funnier if you say it out loud.
And there goes my original pick line concept.

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Post by Patchez » Sat Sep 10, 2016 8:55 pm

Bur wrote: c

And there goes my original pick line concept.

Beats "Hey babe, I'll tongue punch your shit pit."
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