Happy Belated Canada Day!

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Happy Belated Canada Day!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Jul 01, 2016 8:19 pm

July 1st: Candadia Day

May your antlers be forever mossy and your geese always plentiful.
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Re: Happy Belated Canada Day!

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:49 am

Everything I know about Canadians I learned from Red Green and Trailer Park Boys. Oh, and Corner Gas.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:57 am

To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: Happy Belated Canada Day!

Post by TheDrunkardAnglo » Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:31 pm

Is it true Canadians mouths don't connect to their jaws?

That they have small beady eyes?
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Re: Happy Belated Canada Day!

Post by Badfellow » Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:35 pm

Give me one drunk weekend and a truckload of rednecks, and by god we can take the whole damn country.
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Re: Happy Belated Canada Day!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:07 pm

The jokes on you, guy. Canadia has its own rednecks in trucks.
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Re: Happy Belated Canada Day!

Post by Badfellow » Thu Jul 07, 2016 5:58 pm

Take off, you hoser.
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Re: Happy Belated Canada Day!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Jul 08, 2016 7:57 pm

Fleshy-headed mutant, are you friendly?
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Re: Happy Belated Canada Day!

Post by Badfellow » Mon Jul 11, 2016 4:10 pm

He saw Jedi 17 times, eh.
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Re: Happy Belated Canada Day!

Post by Badfellow » Mon Jul 11, 2016 4:32 pm

What do people do on Canada Day besides drink severely overpriced beer?
Oh, here's an open letter I found to the peeps of Canadia.


Dear Canada,

If you were smart, you'd get the Chinese addicted to maple syrup, then jack up the price when the bastards are jonesing for it. There's where you make your beer money, eh. Then you can have a big party and invite US big Yankee dicks so we can drink all your shit, piss on the floor and jet with your hockey playing girlfriend. And don't forget, you'll have the Chinese knocking on your door at 4:00 AM looking for more of the sweet stuff. Also, if you want to sell Ontario or Vancouver Island, we will trade for a '78 Trans Am and an original vinyl of Led Zeppelin IV.

It's all good, bro,
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