Happy Canada day
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Re: Happy Belated Canada Day!
Everything I know about Canadians I learned from Red Green and Trailer Park Boys. Oh, and Corner Gas.
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Re: Happy Belated Canada Day!
How to move to Canada:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIH-J3uLN3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIH-J3uLN3E
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Re: Happy Belated Canada Day!
Is it true Canadians mouths don't connect to their jaws?
That they have small beady eyes?
That they have small beady eyes?
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Re: Happy Belated Canada Day!
Give me one drunk weekend and a truckload of rednecks, and by god we can take the whole damn country.
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Re: Happy Belated Canada Day!
The jokes on you, guy. Canadia has its own rednecks in trucks.
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Fleshy-headed mutant, are you friendly?
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He saw Jedi 17 times, eh.
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Re: Happy Belated Canada Day!
What do people do on Canada Day besides drink severely overpriced beer?
Oh, here's an open letter I found to the peeps of Canadia.
Dear Canada,
If you were smart, you'd get the Chinese addicted to maple syrup, then jack up the price when the bastards are jonesing for it. There's where you make your beer money, eh. Then you can have a big party and invite US big Yankee dicks so we can drink all your shit, piss on the floor and jet with your hockey playing girlfriend. And don't forget, you'll have the Chinese knocking on your door at 4:00 AM looking for more of the sweet stuff. Also, if you want to sell Ontario or Vancouver Island, we will trade for a '78 Trans Am and an original vinyl of Led Zeppelin IV.
It's all good, bro,
The United Stated of Murrica
Oh, here's an open letter I found to the peeps of Canadia.
Dear Canada,
If you were smart, you'd get the Chinese addicted to maple syrup, then jack up the price when the bastards are jonesing for it. There's where you make your beer money, eh. Then you can have a big party and invite US big Yankee dicks so we can drink all your shit, piss on the floor and jet with your hockey playing girlfriend. And don't forget, you'll have the Chinese knocking on your door at 4:00 AM looking for more of the sweet stuff. Also, if you want to sell Ontario or Vancouver Island, we will trade for a '78 Trans Am and an original vinyl of Led Zeppelin IV.
It's all good, bro,
The United Stated of Murrica
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Sorry drunkards! Yesterday I forgot to wish ye all a most merry, wonderful, joyful, prosperous, bountiful, snow-free (not sure what else?) Canada Day!
Especially YOU Badfellow, ya hoser! It's like yer 4th of July, eh?***
You rock Canadia! The Great White North country that everyone in the world totally forgets about! Fck yeah!
***For the record, Badfellow isn't really a bona fide Canuck. He just has an affection for cheese curds, Letterkenny, and Tim Horton's donuts, eh.
Especially YOU Badfellow, ya hoser! It's like yer 4th of July, eh?***
You rock Canadia! The Great White North country that everyone in the world totally forgets about! Fck yeah!
***For the record, Badfellow isn't really a bona fide Canuck. He just has an affection for cheese curds, Letterkenny, and Tim Horton's donuts, eh.
Okole maluna!
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Re: Happy Canada day
Take off, you lederhosehead. Tim Horton's doesn't even crack the top ten on my jelly donut list. Do they even make a blueberry bear claw? My thoughts are sayin' hard freakin' no is the answer to that question.
Yes, I would eat deep fried cheese curds in a canoe with the majestic loon calling in the background. Back bacon, jelly donuts and beer for breakfast, eh.
Yes, I would eat deep fried cheese curds in a canoe with the majestic loon calling in the background. Back bacon, jelly donuts and beer for breakfast, eh.
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The paw is stuffed with fruit jelly; the claw is the chocolate finisher. What part of that doesn't sound viciously delicious?scream ale wrote: ↑Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:17 pmSuch a thing exists? I don't care much for donuts but I make exceptions.
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The chocolate part. Ack.