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Re: The Immortan Oprah

Post by oettinger » Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:47 am

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Look, I'm not saying that the only people who like musicals are all a bunch of right-wing nancy boys and demented daisy sniffers. That would be like saying the nazis put Trump into power.

Only the combined wisdom of the almighty Oprah and the tough love of Dr. Phil can save us from the amoral Trumpian cesspool this nation has become. It is by her hand that we shall rise from the ashes and reclaim the wasteland!
LOL! It's too bad we have to post this simple reply to give some sort of upvote. Why don't we modernize this forum and simply have upvote counters on the comments. Something to think about. It's not like you have to reinvent the wheel . The code is out there.
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I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Lush City » Sat Feb 18, 2017 11:59 pm

My psychiatrist is Old Forrester.
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Feb 19, 2017 12:40 am

Oettinger is my psychiatrist.
Immortan is a racist term.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: Oprahoma

Post by oettinger » Sun Feb 19, 2017 8:01 am

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Oettinger is my psychiatrist.
How did you unlock your cage?
Take your pills now!
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Frankennietzsche » Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:44 pm

There are a few "subreddits", as the kids say, that would be analogous to this bbs messageboard, wherein one may upvote or downvote until their hearts are content. THEY ARE NOT THIS MESSAGEBOARD!

srsly, one's for people to whine about not being able to quit drinking and one is a celebration of not wanting to quit.
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by mistah willies » Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:58 pm

^ ^ ^

Well said, young man.

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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Badfellow » Tue Feb 21, 2017 1:06 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:
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...one's for people to whine about not being able to quit drinking and one is a celebration of not wanting to quit.
Quotable gold, that. I'd upvote if I could, but then I'd probably have to accuse someone else of fraud.
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Badfellow » Tue Feb 21, 2017 1:10 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
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Immortan is a racist term.
In Mexico, he's called Immortan Jose.
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Lush City » Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:09 pm

Oprahomo: Is she really gay?
Someone should sell this headline to the National Enquirer with a decent back story. Could make some money...
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TRUMP: Great or Greatest?

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:58 am

AP Post 3/12/17
Associated Press: Chicago

OPRAH TO PERSONALLY BRING IN REFUGEES

Oprah Winfrey today states that she will foster 50,000 immigrants and refugees until she finds permanent homes for them in the Unites States. She is asking all Americans with available bedrooms. sleeping rooms, or any space available, even a couch, to house these poor able-bodied males age 17-28. Must be willing to feed, house, clothe, and teach English to these downtrodden child rapists until they are ready for jihad. Anyone interested should go to the airport with a welcome sign and a condom.
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Re: TRUMP: Great or Greatest?

Post by Lush City » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:34 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:58 am
AP Post 3/12/17
Associated Press: Chicago

OPRAH TO PERSONALLY BRING IN REFUGEES

Oprah Winfrey today states that she will foster 50,000 immigrants and refugees until she finds permanent homes for them in the Unites States. She is asking all Americans with available bedrooms. sleeping rooms, or any space available, even a couch, to house these poor able-bodied males age 17-28. Must be willing to feed, house, clothe, and teach English to these downtrodden child rapists until they are ready for jihad. Anyone interested should go to the airport with a welcome sign and a condom.
The Onion is looking for writers. You could make some money.
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Badfellow » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:50 am

Fuckin fugees.
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Re: Oprahoma

Post by Lush City » Wed Mar 15, 2017 11:21 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:50 am
Fuckin fugees.
'Rapefugees'. LOL!
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