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Fighting Mentally Retarded Bot Therapy

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Conchita Purhammer is a Licensed Mental Health Counselor in Boca Raton (that means Rat Mouth in Mexican), Florida. Her speciality is working with children and their molester parents, providing a $afe and nurturing environment that allows for further mental trauma to occur inside of relationships. This allows children and families to soar (like they've never soared before) above the future wastelands that face them, finding whatever the fuck it is they long for. Together, we can find a bar and lasting drunkenness until all your money runs out.

Conchita Pudhammer dedicated to help adult children through some of life's toughest struggles to achieve fulfillment and long, greasy hair. She holds a half-assed degree in Mindfuckery from the Boca Raton School of Astrology and Bartending. With her help, you will break away from what binds you and get drunk beyond your fucking expectations.

Schedule your FREE phone consultation TODAY! [email protected] or call KL5-DRUNK
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ronakshah wrote:
Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:21 am
For a good time, call TheRapist Jennifer Bishop.
561-408-1098
All services are affordable and discreet.
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I just called the number, for some reason Jennifer kept asking me for my credit card # and said we could have a good time.......Diva perhaps?

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Just called Jennifer...got this:

"Me so hoar-nee! Will boom-boom you long time, Joe!"
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I don't know who Jennifer Bishop is, but this Conchita Pudhammer sounds like a real hot piece of tail. Hubba, hubba.
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Is "Mexican" a language?
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Re: Fighting Mentally Retarded Bot Therapy

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Frankennietzsche wrote:
Wed Mar 01, 2017 8:09 pm
Is "Mexican" a language?
If you're having personal issues accepting Mexican as a real language, Ms. Conchita Pudhammer can help you soar above your inner gringo and achieve alternative facts like never before.
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Pish posh. "Mexican" is as much of a real language as "Belgian" is. Now, "Kentuckian" is a real language.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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me too
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Wait. I visit Florida all the time. If this is a hooker service I and my wife need to know.
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