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Why I never married.

Post by Lush City » Mon May 08, 2017 1:05 am

The lonely single men of MGTOW
That is men going their own way. Quite a nice empowering read for up and coming young men. Live like Hemingway! You should be prepared to live your waning days alone, unless you are some rock star or entertainment icon, which you are not....So, if you can get over that you are good to go!
https://www.avoiceformen.com/ncfm/the-l ... -of-mgtow/
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by oldsmartskunk » Mon May 08, 2017 2:02 pm

Men Going Their Own Way (MGTOW) - i think it's a fancy way of saying i am a hardcore masturbator. Bla bla women are evil. No woman could fuck up the world the way men did. Take a look who holds wealth and power! And like any special interest group MGTOW is l made out of angry, pathetic, self-loathing ugly men. You don't want to marry? Good idea, just don't turn it into a movement.

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Post by Frankennietzsche » Wed May 10, 2017 5:05 pm

I wonder if you get one of those douche-bag-date-rape fedoras if you join.
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Lush City » Fri May 12, 2017 11:34 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote:
Mon May 08, 2017 2:02 pm
Men Going Their Own Way (MGTOW) - i think it's a fancy way of saying i am a hardcore masturbator. Bla bla women are evil. No woman could fuck up the world the way men did. Take a look who holds wealth and power! And like any special interest group MGTOW is l made out of angry, pathetic, self-loathing ugly men. You don't want to marry? Good idea, just don't turn it into a movement.
Yes, it becomes a movement when you see the divorce laws in a nanny state like California. The #1 cause of homelessness in men in California is Divorce and Family Court. You pay your admission, you take your chances, or move to a no fault state. All the best you!
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by oettinger » Sat May 13, 2017 3:18 am

I married drink. Voice of drunk
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by oettinger » Sat May 13, 2017 9:27 am

I married zero times so far and it already is a pain in the ass.

Fuck this and lets get loaded
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Lush City » Sat May 13, 2017 11:05 pm

If you are a smart drunk you can realize the bachelor dividend if you save regularly while working a good job and don't knock up any hostile future ex's. No child support or alimony, think of the savings that will pay for your visits to the Asian massage parlor cross town! I think this is the 'playboy ethic' pioneered by Hugh Hefner. So, remember to boogie till you drop!
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Patchez » Sun May 14, 2017 3:23 pm

What a tumbling pile of shit. Man has an innate need to procreate. We want to get laid. The whole marrage and divorce concept was brought about by the greed of the ancient Wall Street type of greedy fuckbags. Nothing more or less. Man fucked up the marriage concept.
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Rev. Dead Corpse » Mon May 15, 2017 11:57 am

Took me three tries to convince a woman to marry my ugly self... She's stuck with me through 23 years worth of life. We've generated 3 kids who are awesome each in their own unique way...

She likes her brandy XO or better and is truly amazing.
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Lush City » Sat May 20, 2017 10:13 pm

Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 11:57 am
Took me three tries to convince a woman to marry my ugly self... She's stuck with me through 23 years worth of life. We've generated 3 kids who are awesome each in their own unique way...

She likes her brandy XO or better and is truly amazing.
You are the exception and not the rule. All the best to you and may your family flourish!
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Rev. Dead Corpse » Sun May 21, 2017 7:56 pm

Lush City wrote:
Sat May 20, 2017 10:13 pm

You are the exception and not the rule. All the best to you and may your family flourish!
I can accept the exceptions... As for any flourishes... Gonna have to wait for Grandkids as I have removed myself from the gene pool. Turned the DNA cannon into a play toy.

Skal!
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Lush City » Thu May 25, 2017 12:02 am

The Bickersons Fight Back - Round I
Radio stars before TV happened.
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by oldsmartskunk » Fri Aug 04, 2017 6:32 am

Guess that's not the issue in here. You can pretty much leave your wife and kids and whathever you wish with no consequences. Pitty about the greatest country in uncivilised world - burger king!

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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Lush City » Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:07 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote:
Fri Aug 04, 2017 6:32 am
Guess that's not the issue in here. You can pretty much leave your wife and kids and whathever you wish with no consequences. Pitty about the greatest country in uncivilised world - burger king!
Huh?
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by oettinger » Sun Aug 06, 2017 6:22 am

Lush City wrote:
Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:07 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Fri Aug 04, 2017 6:32 am
Guess that's not the issue in here. You can pretty much leave your wife and kids and whathever you wish with no consequences. Pitty about the greatest country in uncivilised world - burger king!
Huh?
Haha, I thought I was the only one noticing
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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