Why I never married.

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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Lush City » Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:40 pm

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Re: Why I never married.

Post by waahoohah » Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:38 am

Artful Detective wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 1:07 pm
waahoohah wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:36 am

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...Okay, I'll tell you.
The "close" woman? Well, she was a little bit loony. And her crazy rarely got along with my crazy. But when they got along...
BUT. The good times were only ever so good. The bad times tended to accumulate. Grow. Expand. I eventually felt more like a caseworker than a boyfriend, so I ended it.

The REAL GODDAMN close woman? Met her in college. Ever meet a person, and know, KNOW, that the world would be a better place if there were more of them and fewer of you in it? That was her.
BUT. Then I dropped out, and moved a dozen times across three states over the next ten years. She stayed home. We kept in touch. Eventually decided to get real. So I moved back.
We tried. it didn't work. we had become different people over the years.
First life lesson I will share with you as a woman and an expert:

ALL WOMEN ARE CRAZY.

I shall comment more when I am in a more coherent state of mind and please visit the "Dr. Frasier Crane" column where we can dissect all druankard problems.
I know that, thanks.
Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.

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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Oct 22, 2017 3:38 am

Just keepin ' ya in check.
How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by oldsmartskunk » Mon Oct 30, 2017 5:57 am

I think i have never married because i'm hard to be around. I had some amazing women in my life and screwed it up.

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Re: Why I never married.

Post by oettinger » Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:46 am

oldsmartskunk wrote:
Mon Oct 30, 2017 5:57 am
I think i have never married because i'm hard to be around. I had some amazing women in my life and screwed it up.
Same here. The way I pissed away mom was super funny
I just really like the taste of alcohol
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