These are dark times
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Re: These are dark times
Oh the times we live in. I weep for the future.
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I was about to post a silly joke about cute daughters and shit but I'll abstain because the Keeper of The Flame is right. Please do think and then DO VOTE.
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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I've thought about it and decided it's a joke.
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vote?? what for??? I'm British, do you mean between those two fellas who had a debate on tv the other night?
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No. I quit voting for my own slavery... No matter who wins...
In my head is the last place I am truly free.
Such as sad thing....
In my head is the last place I am truly free.
Such as sad thing....
<insert something profound here>
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Yes. Retard #1 vs. Retard #2.benitobeast69 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:59 pmvote?? what for??? I'm British, do you mean between those two fellas who had a debate on tv the other night?
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Voting is overrated. Drinking is better. You see this beautiful pup?
This could be your president and it wouldn't change a thing except for... Foreign relations would improve massively!
This could be your president and it wouldn't change a thing except for... Foreign relations would improve massively!
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I would like to write in the fly as President and the coronavirus as Vice President.
Re: These are dark times
Fly Corona 2020!!!
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Putnam/Somerandom Asshole 2020
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I will append that. Think, vote, drink, pray. Then drink some more. Wake me when the nightmare is over.
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Voting is as useless as praying . Only god can rival politics in incompetence. At least God has an excuse . It doesn't exist. It's a made up concept .
All shit talk aside, it's not like Trump did anything of significance . He even made some rational decisions . He is just not a likeable person. And with all this social justice stuff you got going -he became a devil. And he is just a simple orange haired orangutan that wants a banana and unlimited access to Twitter.
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oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Sat Oct 10, 2020 1:02 amVoting is as useless as praying . Only god can rival politics in incompetence. At least God has an excuse . It doesn't exist. It's a made up concept .
All shit talk aside, it's not like Trump did anything of significance . He even made some rational decisions . He is just not a likeable person. And with all this social justice stuff you got going -he became a devil. And he is just a simple orange haired orangutan that wants a banana and unlimited access to Twitter.
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!