10 High

[Le Boozificator]

Sincere condolences, Meg.
I hope you are okay and will say a prayer.

[Tattooed White Trash]

damn im sorry for your loss.

Please be strong

[dez]

Meggie,

I'm so sorry for your loss. I can't even imagine the pain you're feeling. If you need to talk or vent or cry I'm here.

*big hug*

RIP Tim. You will be missed.

[Sgt. HSA]

It's strange to say someone you never actually met in real life was a good friend, but DJF was that to me and then some. I'll never forget some of the shit he posted on this board that made me laugh until I cried, or the many long, drunken, rambling phone calls we shared over the last few years. And if anyone has the time (and if it still exists out there), resurrect his thread about getting busted for the DUI where he referred to the prison guard as 'Pat Benatar's Dad' (I think); that'll give you a good idea, if you didn't know him, of what he was and how he will be missed.

190, my thoughts are with you, and with Tim.

[JohnnyT]

Years ago, when I was younger and really stupid, Tim once beat the carkeys out of me. Literally. Now that's a friend.

[*****]

Having seen his legacy passed on through Casino and Lou, I gotta say he will be missed dearly. And not just because Lou needs a lot more work.

[fdoosey]

I am at a loss. Trying to keep it together at work as I only found out about 10 minutes ago.

Only got to talk to Mr. Flask once with Massive on a 3-way DD. I remember him blowing a gut because I wouldn't call him Tim, it was Mr. Flask.

Always a classy guy, a quick wit and not a downer.

Wish I could say something to help, but I know there are no words. Let me know if you need anything, meggie, PM me if you need contact info.

[Smatter Noguts]

Sorry for your loss.
Looking back through his posts, I laughed out loud. That lives on.

[Mayhem]

his thread about getting busted for the DUI where he referred to the prison guard as 'Pat Benatar's Dad' .

Oh good Christ I forgot about that! Funniest thread ever!

[Fast Cast]

It's strange to say someone you never actually met in real life was a good friend, but DJF was that to me and then some. I'll never forget some of the shit he posted on this board that made me laugh until I cried, or the many long, drunken, rambling phone calls we shared over the last few years. And if anyone has the time (and if it still exists out there), resurrect his thread about getting busted for the DUI where he referred to the prison guard as 'Pat Benatar's Dad' (I think); that'll give you a good idea, if you didn't know him, of what he was and how he will be missed.

190, my thoughts are with you, and with Tim.

"Milestone", the road to probation, is here: http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/b ... &sk=t&sd=a

My probation's also 5 years. Break no laws (the court papers say), or I'll have to go to jail for 6 months. Maybe I could find the man of my dreams there?

Or Pat Benetar's dad.

Haahaa! You remember that!

Eh, you never forget a sweet ass, do you?

Hehehe, made me go look up that old thread again.
http://moderndrunkardmagazine.com/bbs/v ... hp?t=13263
It's been seven months. Hopefully, my penance will be paid in another two. And I can consider myself a recovering drunk driver. Not my proudest moment, but I learned a painful lesson and it couldve been much worse.

A minor consolation, it was one of the funniest threads ever. I laugh my ass off every time I read it.

I couldn't decide wether to laugh or cry. Laughing was better. I'm glad others could take in the light side of an otherwise crappy experience. I tried my best to spin it well.

There is a link in that thread to the PBD thread, and it unfortunately says the thread doesn't exist.

"Help Me Rhonda" - http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/b ... 11&t=21696

"Are Bouncers Good or Evil?"

I agree with everything said so far. Bouncers are needed, and they are just people, so somedays good and some days bad. I also want the Oggar on my side at all times.

You never know when you'll have a toilet that needs to be broken by a face.

"I'm a Professional" - http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/b ... &sk=t&sd=a

"First Bourbon"

I'm officially moved into my new place and I just cracked open the first official bottle of bourbon of the new residence. I could think of no one but you fine drunkards to mark the occasion with. Rounds of anything you want, on me!

Ten High?

You betcha. All glassware is packed away, so I'm drinking straight out tha plastic! Booya!

Yay! I think this is going to be a fun place to get really plowed. The geometry is confusing, and there are so many balconies to fall from. And it looks easy to lock my keys in the garage. Plus, it's "gated", so I'll have no idea how to let visitors visit!

Bring your own catapults.

"Truths About Me"

I originally majored in astronomy.
I kissed two girls at one time.
I once ate pizza for seven consecutive meals.
I lit my cousin on fire.
I had consecutive semesters in college with GPA's of 3.9 and 1.9.
I hate getting my hair cut, going to the doctor or dentist.
I almost flunked out of high school the year I scored a 740 on my math SAT.
I've never been to NYC.
I urinated off the edge of the Grand Canyon.
I've been in love exactly 3 times. Close a few times more.
Boxer-briefs are my favorite, and it took me 36 years to learn this.

"I'm Flattened"

making me hungry..


I need the gym too..

my ass is growing i think

I can't see your ass from here.

I can't either, but let me tell you I've been trying to for weeks.

I love you guys..


You still love my ass right?


need more booze

Left, right, and ... ahh, oh look! Puppies!!!

"I am Intolerant of My Tolerance"

I've been told a lot about how your experience with drinking builds tolerance (in my DUI-sentenced alcohol classes). Without getting into the debate of their details, I have found myself annoyed with my increasing tolerance. I hear stories of how people feel warm and tipsy after a few drinks, but it seems like I now have to pound half a bottle in an hour or two to get the good feeling I seek. I know that my blood would register drunk, but what the hell does it take to get a good stagger going these days?

there's always the booze enema.

I wanna stagger, not puke! Maybe I should opt for Tonya. :?

*cues Nancy Kerrigan voice*

Why? Why? Why?

"I'm Back To My Regular Height"

I'm partial to shorter women anyway

Oh no. So, you don't find my six feet attractive?

I thought it was six toes you had.

"How Many Mothers are on This Board?"

What about those of us who aren't so fortunate to be papa's, but are still repeat offender motherfuckers?

"This Sucks" - http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/b ... &sk=t&sd=a


more later if I can...

[Mayhem]

Thank you.

[JohnnyT]

The "Pat Benetar's dad" thread is gone.

[Mayhem]

He was one of the first MDM drunkards I met, it was a blurry blurry weekend in the course of five minutes there was DJF, Oggar, Winebox, Moriarity, ssaplas, Mayhem, Palinka, Toxi and Juggy, (iieee13 or something like that) and a few others I've since forgotten. I mean cyberspace to meatspace just like that. It was a magic day.

I remember that day, kinda.

[190Flask]

Cause that's how he rolled.

[JohnnyT]

He called me several times from that first Con. I remember he LOVED meeting all you guys there.

When it was over, he checked out of the Stardust, drove a few miles south on the 15, and turned right backaround and checked back in to the Stardust because he knew he was way too hungover to make the drive to San Diego.