So one of his so called 'mates' and his girlfriend decided to sit him down and have a word with him.
Haven't heard from him since. I'm lost, I dont know what to do, Im drinking but its just not the same.
RIP bender friend.
I lost my best bender friend
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Re: I lost my best bender friend.
snakes in the grass!
try to locate him and stage an outervention.
try to locate him and stage an outervention.
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Re: I lost my best bender friend.
Yeah! He needs to be shown how much his not drinking hurts others.DeeboCools wrote:snakes in the grass!
try to locate him and stage an outervention.
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Re: I lost my best bender friend.
Show up at his house with a case and force him to drink with you.
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Re: I lost my best bender friend.
I know the feeling. My friend drank heavily with me while he was breaking up with his girlfriend, now that he found a new one he is not fun anymore.
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Re: I lost my best bender friend.
A say kidnap him and make him drink with or watch you drink.sneaking him out and let him drink.
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Re: I lost my best bender friend.
or the both of you bang herBeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Bang his girlfriend.
Re: I lost my best bender friend.
Hang on a minute, has your "bender friend" run off with your missus? Maybe he's busy fucking.
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Re: I lost my best bender friend.
Pure classBeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Bang his girlfriend.
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Re: I lost my best bender friend.
Ooh, you are hardcore.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Bang his girlfriend.
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Re: I lost my best bender friend.
Seriously, it is too bad you got a friend who went over to the dry side, but some people simply cannot drink. It is in their DNA, bless their hearts. You must not hold it against this fellow. He cannot help it. Even among we drunkards, there are gradations. Some of us only drink a few ounces and either barf, or are out for the night. Some of us drink a 750 and yell for more ('cough' Savage) It's all about your bodily system. You cannot alter your system. You are the way you are. You just got to work with your system.
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Re: I lost my best bender friend.
Yeah, but in this case I don't think we are talking about a guy that lacks the drinking DNA, we are talking about a guy who lacks balls.Savage wrote: some people simply cannot drink. It is in their DNA, bless their hearts. You must not hold it against this fellow.
In other words, and I have dealt with this personally with many chicks over the years, you have to stand up and say this is me, take it or leave it. Don't try to change me.
My former best drinking companion stopped drinking for his wife, then they had a kid and at first I thought he just lacked balls, but then I realized the was a bad drunk and therefore quitting would actually enhance his life, whereas for me quitting would just take away one of my few true joys in life.
Bourbon is my blood.
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Re: I lost my best bender friend.
I lost one of them too (actually, three of them). It's called death.
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Re: I lost my best bender friend.
I speak for the hardcore, rough, rugged and raw. I'm outta here, catch me chillin' on my next tour.Savage wrote:Ooh, you are hardcore.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Bang his girlfriend.
I'll miss you, pallie.