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Patchez
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Got Hair?

Post by Patchez » Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:50 am

If you have stopped fighting nature you have a Final option. Same as the ladies. Wax that shit. Oh fuck yeah! ith hurts like hell!! Buit it eventually stops. Now you have a beautiful smooth dome.
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Re: Got Hair?

Post by oettinger » Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:32 am

In a better world a surgeon would be able to transfer all the hair from my back and shoulders on my bald head
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: Got Hair?

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Oct 14, 2018 5:16 pm

I think he's talking about his clackersac.
kick your fuckin ass

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Re: Got Hair?

Post by scream ale » Sun Oct 14, 2018 6:53 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Oct 14, 2018 5:16 pm
I think he's talking about his clackersac.
I think he took a trip to the moon. Maybe he'll come back some day.

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Re: Got Hair?

Post by buzzsaw » Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:02 pm

scream ale wrote:
Sun Oct 14, 2018 6:53 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Oct 14, 2018 5:16 pm
I think he's talking about his clackersac.
I think he took a trip to the moon. Maybe he'll come back some day.

I can confirm there's cheese on the moon

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