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liquor&poker
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TAoGH Poetry:

Post by liquor&poker »

I'll start with a haiku I just wrote while waiting for my wife to come home:

To the gray moments
When life is just a whisper
Liquor gives meaning

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Grace O'Malley
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Post by Grace O'Malley »

Sneaking swigs in the
ladies' room, my bus ride home
starts the booziness
Mayhem is everywhere.

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Post by greygoose »

"I'm in Atlanta
Drinking with Shmoo
Wish you was here
With us, drinking too"

~ Sarge on my voice mail last night
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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Post by steved2112 »

Nice one GG! This thread lost some good stuff in that recent crash. We'll have drink more and rebuild.
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
-F. Sott Blitzedgerald

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Post by steved2112 »

Here are some lost ones from Google's cache. How do they do it?

Google cached pages wrote:
Mrs Glenfiddich wrote:beer, football final
cheers, green grass, dark skies, bright lights,
goal, victory drinks
Savage wrote:Drink. Drank. Gone. Oh dear.
The way down the stairs is long.
Need an upstairs bar.
Crystal wrote:After work boozing.
Nothing else can equal it.
It soothes and it cures.
steved2112 wrote:what sorrow is there
Hurt'ling through a crooked night?
Clear eyes blind the stars
girlie wrote:Wine, love, and passion
Memories of you remain
on Black-Out Island.
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
-F. Sott Blitzedgerald

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Post by Shot Time »

Grey Goose wrote:"I'm in Atlanta
Drinking with Shmoo
Wish you was here
With us, drinking too"

~ Sarge on my voice mail last night
Hey Goose how was your sojourn to the ATL?
My website: http://www.drewdistilled.com
Twitter: @drewdistilled

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Post by scsigrrl »

first one goes down nice
second, third, fourth, fifth.... also good
why so many empties?
my super power is turning money into booze

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Shot...Time? wrote:
Grey Goose wrote:"I'm in Atlanta
Drinking with Shmoo
Wish you was here
With us, drinking too"

~ Sarge on my voice mail last night
Hey Goose how was your sojourn to the ATL?
The Southern Invasion? I'll let the pics do the talking...
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/gbic3548/ ... /my_photos

Quality drunkards. Every last one of them. Except for Jake. He stole raw chicken off Shmoo's counter.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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Grey Goose wrote:
Shot...Time? wrote:
Grey Goose wrote:"I'm in Atlanta
Drinking with Shmoo
Wish you was here
With us, drinking too"

~ Sarge on my voice mail last night
Hey Goose how was your sojourn to the ATL?
The Southern Invasion? I'll let the pics do the talking...
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/gbic3548/ ... /my_photos

Quality drunkards. Every last one of them. Except for Jake. He stole raw chicken off Shmoo's counter.
Rowdy had a great theory on why Jake loves guests so much:

"He sees people show up and gets excited, because he knows that they're going to get drunk and leave food lying all over the place."
drink your fucking drink, Drunkards answer to no one

-Casino

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Post by coqui_chris »

Movies by myself
Drinking a Bud Ice 40
Jackass 2 was good
"To avoid criticism: Do nothing, Say nothing, Be nothing" - Fred Shero

"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk

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Post by scsigrrl »

throw'd sharp pointy things
booze was free-flowing a lot
did well in our games
my super power is turning money into booze

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Post by bluebottle »

i drink to li po
like all poets of the moon
i am immortal

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Post by steved2112 »

Immortal grammar
The discussion leaves me daft
Good thing rules will change
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
-F. Sott Blitzedgerald

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Post by steved2112 »

I stole immortal
From Bluebottle's previous
But unwittingly
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
-F. Sott Blitzedgerald

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Post by Girlie »

Wrestling Steve and wine
Twas all fun and games until
Owww - My head met floor

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