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Re: Let's see your tats
who wasoettinger wrote:Balls to the wall. They were founded in a neighbouring town
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Re: Let's see your tats
His balls on the wall.DivaBitch wrote:who wasoettinger wrote:Balls to the wall. They were founded in a neighbouring town
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Re: Let's see your tats
balls are nasty, why i dont do themmistah willies wrote:His balls on the wall.DivaBitch wrote:who wasoettinger wrote:Balls to the wall. They were founded in a neighbouring town
Steel foundry.
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Re: Let's see your tats
I think even google isn`t friends with you anymoreDivaBitch wrote:mistah willies wrote:balls are nasty, why i dont do themDivaBitch wrote:
His balls on the wall.
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What the heck is going on here?DivaBitch wrote:I think even google isn`t friends with you anymoreoettinger wrote:balls are nasty, why i dont do themDivaBitch wrote:
His balls on the wall.
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thead turned to balls, natsy things they areWhat the heck is going on here?
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In fairness,balls are proof that God is either a woman,or has an evil sense of humour. Two spheres of utter delicate vulnerability,and where does God put them in the design process? Dangling in an easily targeted position,which is also susceptible to mishaps
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Indeed. A couple of other dangling issues are that they are:Gall4185 wrote:In fairness,balls are proof that God is either a woman,or has an evil sense of humour. Two spheres of utter delicate vulnerability,and where does God put them in the design process? Dangling in an easily targeted position,which is also susceptible to mishaps
1. Posted at the rear.
2. Smashed between two manly thighs.
Maybe this would be better. They could get some appreciation that they deserve.
possibly NSFW due to neckballs
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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yuo have a tat like this?Frankennietzsche wrote:
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I think it looks just like that, accept itDivaBitch wrote:
yuo have a tat like this?
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The Noid was a cultural icon of the 1980's, much like James Watt, the "where's the beef" lady and hairy armpit Madonna, who I think the Poles still pray to.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Let's see your tats
Man I aint got no tats or piercings, i aint really about that shit i dont wear jewelry. I wear my drunkeness proudly.
so one night I'm sittin watching TV and there is a show about people who get tatoos and piercings and body mutilations and shit.
They got these dudes branding themselves and I thought shit man i could do that and those dudes are pussys so i was fuckin drunk and high and i heated up my box knife on the stove and branded a nasty scabby blob on my upper arm.
Good times, good times.
so one night I'm sittin watching TV and there is a show about people who get tatoos and piercings and body mutilations and shit.
They got these dudes branding themselves and I thought shit man i could do that and those dudes are pussys so i was fuckin drunk and high and i heated up my box knife on the stove and branded a nasty scabby blob on my upper arm.
Good times, good times.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Are you Good ol Glenny Benton`s cousin? "He is renowned for an inverted cross he has repeatedly branded into his forehead over the years."ThirstyDrunk wrote:Man I aint got no tats or piercings, i aint really about that shit i dont wear jewelry. I wear my drunkeness proudly.
so one night I'm sittin watching TV and there is a show about people who get tatoos and piercings and body mutilations and shit.
They got these dudes branding themselves and I thought shit man i could do that and those dudes are pussys so i was fuckin drunk and high and i heated up my box knife on the stove and branded a nasty scabby blob on my upper arm.
Good times, good times.
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