Movies we would kill to not see again

Post by **mistah willies** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 6:09 pm

Gremlins belongs in the other movie thread: So many quotable lines and visual jokes, and commentary about life in the 80's

Unlike the Garbage Pail Kids movie

Wouldn't watch that again for a pail of garbage kids.

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 7:04 pm

How`s the Robocop remake going? Heard they still feed that poor fucker catfood without a drop of alcohol.
Aliens vs Predators all sucked harder than an ox boner during castration.
Anyone bothered watching the Totall Recall (the last old fashioned violent Arnold movie) redo? Move your ass to the bar, Quaid!

Post by **mistah willies** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 7:44 pm

oettinger wrote:How`s the Robocop remake going? Heard they still feed that poor fucker catfood without a drop of alcohol.
Aliens vs Predators all sucked harder than an ox boner during castration.
Anyone bothered watching the Totall Recall (the last old fashioned violent Arnold movie) redo? Move your ass to the bar, Quaid!

Those eyes look like mine in the morning, Mr. oettinger.

Calls for a DRINK!

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 7:53 pm

Hahahahaha

great, call me in for a drink on mars, and now open your mind!

Post by **mistah willies** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:03 pm

Indeed.

Three Cheers!

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:06 pm

What`s behind that black bar?
I`m from Utah and am really curious. The woman seems to have fun...

Btw Salt lake drinks? Any drink with salt out there? Bloodys and then?

Post by **mistah willies** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:11 pm

oettinger wrote:What`s behind that black bar?
I`m from Utah and am really curious. The woman seems to have fun...

Btw Salt lake drinks? Any drink with salt out there? Bloodys and then?

Salt Lake is DRY.

As it should be.

Now, about visiting a black bar...

That would be this

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:18 pm

And met of all people...

Black russian sounds good about now!

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:26 pm

Small trivia myself who of the two drinks and who should`ve some (more)?

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:28 pm

This short animation.

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:36 pm

Palinka wrote:This short animation.

Hahaha, you found that on our tourism invitation webpage, didn`t you? Perverted AND gross!
That`s borderline two Merkels one cup....

Lush City · Post by **Lush City** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:54 pm

The Jerk, Steve Martin 1979
When I left the theater I wondered who the jerk really was. Jerry Lewis could have done a better job.
http://youtu.be/goat7QZohhc

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:06 pm

Steve Martin is that bad it`s time for this again to get the humor straight:
Caddyshack

Post by **Badfellow** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 1:36 am

Let me tell ya something, old Jack Burton ain't gonna stand for this kind of garbage anymore. Porkchop Express out!

SternoBoy · Post by **SternoBoy** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:51 am

Kill puppies? You should never kill a puppy you don't intend to eat.

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