Movies we would kill to not see again
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Re: Movies we would kill puppies not to see again
Haven't seen Shock Treatment yet, so I don't know what to tell you.
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Yes, HUNG - with gold and jewels,
DRAWN - in a coach and four,
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.
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DRAWN - in a coach and four,
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.
Re: Movies we would kill puppies not to see again
Worth a watch. Can be evidently found on teh tube now:GraveyardShiftChuck wrote:Haven't seen Shock Treatment yet, so I don't know what to tell you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U226KDXA9Y
I also recently watched a thrash pile named Nukie from start to finish. It took me fifth of rum, but I made it. If a guy who watches shitty movies for living tells you it's worst piece of shit he has seen, you better stay the fuck away (alas I thought I knew better).
If you are feeling like you need your face and brain melted, here's a youtube link to the full movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQEoicOExdI
(I do not recommend being fully conscious through this process)
Re: Movies we would kill puppies not to see again
"More dislikes on YouTube than any video in YT history" the Ghostbusters remake. Damn hollywood running out of sequel ideas already?
Are the dislikes just misogyny or is it going to be the real crap?
And now this Kobe Bryant Ghostbusters Commercial
Are the dislikes just misogyny or is it going to be the real crap?
And now this Kobe Bryant Ghostbusters Commercial
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Re: Movies we would kill puppies not to see again
I actually saw the new ghost busters, it was shit because it was a shitty movie. To be fair I've seen piles of poop way worse than that. It was meh minus at worst/best.
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Re: Movies we would kill puppies not to see again
I saw the end of Halloween 3: season of the Witch, the other day. It made no sense, and it sucked. It was so bad that it would be worthy of a drinking game. So, now I have seen the beginning and the end, but not the middle. Maybe 15 years from now or so.... but hopefully not.
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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The Halloween series has always been the most boring to me of the more popular Slasher "franchises". Friday 13 and Nightmare on Elmstreet had atleast a somewhat comical note to it. Never watched a lot of Hellraiser and only the first Texas Chainsaw and it`s 2000s reboot I think.Frankennietzsche wrote:I saw the end of Halloween 3: season of the Witch, the other day. It made no sense, and it sucked. It was so bad that it would be worthy of a drinking game. So, now I have seen the beginning and the end, but not the middle. Maybe 15 years from now or so.... but hopefully not.
Gotta love halloween six, with basically 80% of death scenes cut short or out. Because obviously people don't want gore in their slasher films.
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Talking about reboots: They try to do this with Rambo First Blood now too????
I hope they fail miserably like they did with Conan!
Just wait for 2025 when a new Die Hard series is about to start.
It seems inevitable. Sometimes I almost feel sorry for those clueless writers in Crappywood
I hope they fail miserably like they did with Conan!
Just wait for 2025 when a new Die Hard series is about to start.
It seems inevitable. Sometimes I almost feel sorry for those clueless writers in Crappywood
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The first Halloween was a good movie. It is credited with starting the slasher genre, i guess. The second one takes place later that saem night, or the next, but it wasn't as good. The third is out of left field. I could never figure out why it is the same series. Apparently, there is a fourth, which I either forgot or never kenw until this year's October horror film run.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Then watch Friday 13th "A new beginning", it`s part 5. This is such a lame movie, lowest of the low. Spoiler, it`s not Jason but some copycat idiot... brutal, just brutal. And I bought it on DVD back in the day when blood ruled over contentFrankennietzsche wrote:The first Halloween was a good movie. It is credited with starting the slasher genre, i guess. The second one takes place later that saem night, or the next, but it wasn't as good. The third is out of left field. I could never figure out why it is the same series. Apparently, there is a fourth, which I either forgot or never kenw until this year's October horror film run.
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Oh now I remember, in the Halloween movies there`s this old good guy. Explaining why Myers was alive again, he just contemplated that he was so evil, even hell had to spit him out... maybe hell was just drunk
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Re: Movies we would kill puppies not to see again
OK. You want a shit movie try this...
American Psycho Trailer
Christian Bale will even deny his role his this film. What a disgrace!
https://youtu.be/2GIsExb5jJU
American Psycho Trailer
Christian Bale will even deny his role his this film. What a disgrace!
https://youtu.be/2GIsExb5jJU
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Re: Movies we would kill puppies not to see again
Completely agree. Wat a messLush City wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2017 1:19 amOK. You want a shit movie try this...
American Psycho Trailer
Christian Bale will even deny his role his this film. What a disgrace!
https://youtu.be/2GIsExb5jJU
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You are forgetting "The Shining" bar scene. Sort of a fantasy of mine to be in an isolated hotel with infinite amounts of ghost liquor at my disposal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJVVGzEbJC0
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Re: Movies we would kill puppies not to see again
I realize (hope) the title to this thread is a joke but anybody that don't like dogs is a low down filthy POS and deserves to be stomped into the dust without mercy!