Movies we would kill to not see again

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Haven't seen Shock Treatment yet, so I don't know what to tell you.
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GraveyardShiftChuck wrote:Haven't seen Shock Treatment yet, so I don't know what to tell you.
Worth a watch. Can be evidently found on teh tube now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U226KDXA9Y

I also recently watched a thrash pile named Nukie from start to finish. It took me fifth of rum, but I made it. If a guy who watches shitty movies for living tells you it's worst piece of shit he has seen, you better stay the fuck away (alas I thought I knew better).

If you are feeling like you need your face and brain melted, here's a youtube link to the full movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQEoicOExdI

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"More dislikes on YouTube than any video in YT history" the Ghostbusters remake. Damn hollywood running out of sequel ideas already?
Are the dislikes just misogyny or is it going to be the real crap?
And now this Kobe Bryant Ghostbusters Commercial
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I actually saw the new ghost busters, it was shit because it was a shitty movie. To be fair I've seen piles of poop way worse than that. It was meh minus at worst/best.

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I saw the end of Halloween 3: season of the Witch, the other day. It made no sense, and it sucked. It was so bad that it would be worthy of a drinking game. So, now I have seen the beginning and the end, but not the middle. Maybe 15 years from now or so.... but hopefully not.
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Frankennietzsche wrote:I saw the end of Halloween 3: season of the Witch, the other day. It made no sense, and it sucked. It was so bad that it would be worthy of a drinking game. So, now I have seen the beginning and the end, but not the middle. Maybe 15 years from now or so.... but hopefully not.
The Halloween series has always been the most boring to me of the more popular Slasher "franchises". Friday 13 and Nightmare on Elmstreet had atleast a somewhat comical note to it. Never watched a lot of Hellraiser and only the first Texas Chainsaw and it`s 2000s reboot I think.

Gotta love halloween six, with basically 80% of death scenes cut short or out. Because obviously people don't want gore in their slasher films.
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Talking about reboots: They try to do this with Rambo First Blood now too????
I hope they fail miserably like they did with Conan!

Just wait for 2025 when a new Die Hard series is about to start.

It seems inevitable. Sometimes I almost feel sorry for those clueless writers in Crappywood
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The first Halloween was a good movie. It is credited with starting the slasher genre, i guess. The second one takes place later that saem night, or the next, but it wasn't as good. The third is out of left field. I could never figure out why it is the same series. Apparently, there is a fourth, which I either forgot or never kenw until this year's October horror film run.
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Frankennietzsche wrote:The first Halloween was a good movie. It is credited with starting the slasher genre, i guess. The second one takes place later that saem night, or the next, but it wasn't as good. The third is out of left field. I could never figure out why it is the same series. Apparently, there is a fourth, which I either forgot or never kenw until this year's October horror film run.
Then watch Friday 13th "A new beginning", it`s part 5. This is such a lame movie, lowest of the low. Spoiler, it`s not Jason but some copycat idiot... brutal, just brutal. And I bought it on DVD back in the day when blood ruled over content
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Oh now I remember, in the Halloween movies there`s this old good guy. Explaining why Myers was alive again, he just contemplated that he was so evil, even hell had to spit him out... maybe hell was just drunk
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Stephen King`s @
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OK. You want a shit movie try this...
American Psycho Trailer
Christian Bale will even deny his role his this film. What a disgrace!
https://youtu.be/2GIsExb5jJU
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Lush City wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 1:19 am
OK. You want a shit movie try this...
American Psycho Trailer
Christian Bale will even deny his role his this film. What a disgrace!
https://youtu.be/2GIsExb5jJU
Completely agree. Wat a mess
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:50 pm
Stephen King`s @
You are forgetting "The Shining" bar scene. Sort of a fantasy of mine to be in an isolated hotel with infinite amounts of ghost liquor at my disposal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJVVGzEbJC0
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I realize (hope) the title to this thread is a joke but anybody that don't like dogs is a low down filthy POS and deserves to be stomped into the dust without mercy!

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