Movies we would kill to not see again

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Sammy wrote:
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I realize (hope) the title to this thread is a joke but anybody that don't like dogs is a low down filthy POS and deserves to be stomped into the dust without mercy!
A joke obviously. Calm down a slight bit, because the topic itself is dead serious!
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And yes I kicked a bunch puppies to death just to not watch these crappy movies again
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Sammy wrote:
Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:03 pm
I realize (hope) the title to this thread is a joke but anybody that don't like dogs is a low down filthy POS and deserves to be stomped into the dust without mercy!
Dogs are particularly good if you treat them like lobsters.. Into the boiling water they go, then it is easier to take off the fur and skin. Then, all you need is some freshly baked brioche and some garlic, tarragon butter. DEEE LISHHHH!!!!
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Donald J. Drunk wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 1:23 pm
Sammy wrote:
Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:03 pm
I realize (hope) the title to this thread is a joke but anybody that don't like dogs is a low down filthy POS and deserves to be stomped into the dust without mercy!
Dogs are particularly good if you treat them like lobsters.. Into the boiling water they go, then it is easier to take off the fur and skin. Then, all you need is some freshly baked brioche and some garlic, tarragon butter. DEEE LISHHHH!!!!
I guess you are an attendee at the Chinese Dogmeat Fesitval?
It is a fact so don't go calling me a racist again. Just wake up and smell the coffee.
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Lush City wrote:
Sat Jun 24, 2017 1:08 am
Donald J. Drunk wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 1:23 pm
Sammy wrote:
Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:03 pm
I realize (hope) the title to this thread is a joke but anybody that don't like dogs is a low down filthy POS and deserves to be stomped into the dust without mercy!
Dogs are particularly good if you treat them like lobsters.. Into the boiling water they go, then it is easier to take off the fur and skin. Then, all you need is some freshly baked brioche and some garlic, tarragon butter. DEEE LISHHHH!!!!
I guess you are an attendee at the Chinese Dogmeat Fesitval?
It is a fact so don't go calling me a racist again. Just wake up and smell the coffee.
I do not believe, I have ever called you something so despicable, sir. You are a red-blooded American patriot and a fine man after all.

And the Chinese are currency manipulators, but we might need their help with North Korea.
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Before another thread goes to waste:

EVERY Vin Diesel movie save for saving private ryan

Same for The Rock whatever his name is Johnson.

Unlike Hulk Hogan movies they don`t even sniff the chance of becoming cult classics 20 years from now. They just flat out suck!
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Chinese dog meat festival? They're lower than snake shit!

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Grindhouse. I'd rather get a sex change than watch that shit again.
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Grindhouse. I'd rather get a sex change than watch that shit again.
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The Happening.
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Showgirls
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Tentacles (1977)
Soooo fucking dumb. Only made it roughly 45 minutes in before giving up.
The other movie on the same disc -Empire of the Ants - Dumb. Just not as dumb.

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I know I'm a glutton for punishment but 'Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell' was pretty bad. Verging on awful.

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Nausea wrote:
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The Happening.
Agreed. It tried too hard to be something and ironically nothing was "happening". I took several naps. We can always count on Shyamalan for that!
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Showgirls
Any Elizabeth Berkeley movie for that matter.
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