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Here's the trailer for Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig's new, Lifetime Movies, production, "Deadly Adoption!"

For more information on this exciting new film, click here...
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I`m having this urge ...
but should...not post... terminator.., 5... trailer again...
it`s annoying.... I know

Seriously, if this movie sucks I will drink for a week straight. Who bets a case of kaliskaya vodka that it will indeed suck Arnold`s dry balls?

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Not a movie but it might fit: Twin Peaks returns next year. Will they replace Miguel Ferrer starring as Albert Rosenfield? He was so hilarious.
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Who ever did this gets a drink or two on my tap: Mortal Kombat Movie Reboot Trailer Rated "L" for loaded.

Dissapointing finish, I always have been more of a Sub Zero fan, Scorpion stealing his fatality is beyond ridiculous
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Navy SEALS vs Zombies

And, what's that? Michael Dudikoff? AMerican Ninja hisowndamnself?
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The original Dude.

Yes.

I will take two greasy cheeseburgers for my hangover, to watch this. hell yes

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Hell yeah. That looks cheesy enough to be really great.
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Albrecht Janky wrote:The Witch
Tomorrow.
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Albrecht Janky wrote:
Albrecht Janky wrote:The Witch
Tomorrow.
In germany movies are always released on thursdays for what ever reason
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On what day do they RELEASE THE BATS!?
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Albrecht Janky wrote:On what day do they RELEASE THE BATS!?
Happy birthday?

Hmmm...

On February 19th,

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Frankennietzsche wrote:The Witch

Holy shit, this movie is good!!!!
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Frankennietzsche wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:The Witch

Holy shit, this movie is good!!!!
Good to know, I usually don`t trust this "New Wave of Horror" that started with, lets see, the ring maybe? Basically millenial horror movies, with those predictable shock effects. It`s no coincidence that the Scary Movie franchise also started in 2000
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oettinger wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:The Witch

Holy shit, this movie is good!!!!
Good to know, I usually don`t trust this "New Wave of Horror" that started with, lets see, the ring maybe? Basically millenial horror movies, with those predictable shock effects. It`s no coincidence that the Scary Movie franchise also started in 2000
I was reading reviews of this after I watched it (I tend to do that instead of reading them beforehand.) One had something in it about conventional audiences were somewhat unimpressed by this film because it lacked the "BOO" factor, which was what a lot of people liked about it. It's more of a terror film than a startling film. One of the things that I liked about it was that there was that sense that you-the-viewer were in the know about so much more than the characters. Usually, I don't care one way or the other about this aspect. But it works well in this film.
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