Hot Trailers for Thrilling New Movies

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Frankennietzsche wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:The Witch

Holy shit, this movie is good!!!!
That was some creepy stuff, yup. Ya know, like how the original Insidious was creepy as f**k until they went to hell, or also The Others was done pretty creepy in my own estimation,

yeah. Nightmarish.

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Frankennietzsche wrote: that sense that you-the-viewer were in the know about so much more than the characters.
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Blair Witch

Hmmm...kinda remake...kinda sequel.
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Imperium

Looks scarier than the previous one that I posted.
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That blair witch things looks, umm, unpromising.

The second one, you always wonder, where are all these neo-nazis when it comes to fighting islamists? Nowhere to be seen.
Here in germany they`d rather beat up some lonely african guy instead of some turkeys or arabs cause they know the african guy can`t call his cousins for support. Lame assholes
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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^^^ cool thanks, and for another earworm!

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CLOWNTOWN

September 30th

this is going to be the best movie ever.

EVAR!
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Frankennietzsche wrote:Blair Witch

Hmmm...kinda remake...kinda sequel.
This is kind of interesting:
‘The Woods’ Is Really New ‘Blair Witch’

I remember seeing the trailer for "The Woods" and thinking that it might look good, many months ago. Then I read an article about this. Apparently, at ComicCon, they had a preview viewing for The Woods, with posters and t-shirts wearing staff. Then they showed the Blair Witch movie and when it let out, all the posters t-shirts had been changed. They said that it was to avoid all the internet reactions that a BWP sequel would engender, which they were right in: as soon as it was revealed, everone, of course, hated the original one, in retrospect, despite the monumental profits.

It's interesting that a movie that was a box office and video store success is 'suddenly' wildly unpopular on the internet. It's like the reverse of cult-film status.
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Fuck yes KUNG FURY
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Holy shit, that's like watching a chimpanzee eat a banana

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mistah willies wrote:Holy shit, that's like watching a chimpanzee eat a banana
Soooo Hot....

Er...

What?
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Will this Twin Peaks thingy be a remake or do they try to continue the story.
Also, doesn`t Twin Peaks sound like a good porn title?
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