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Interestingly, until recently, there were no broadcast advertisements for liquor, in the United States. I have heard that this was a "self-imposed" prohibition on the advertisements. I am not really sure what that means, but it was only in the past 20 years (edited: I originally thought it was 10+ years), or so, that spirits manufacturers have had commercials. There have always been beer commercials. There have been wine commercials since at least Orson Wells selling no wine before its time.

I found this: CHRONOLOGY OF BROADCAST LIQUOR ADVERTISING but it apparently comes from a very scary source.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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maybe it was just because spirits were never as big a market as beer. Their popularity has risen hugely in the uk, as mixed drinks and cocktails have become popular, and the price has plummeted in real terms
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"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best

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It might lead you to the Boat commercial
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

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Hamm's from the land of sky blue waters.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Patchez wrote:Hamm's from the land of sky blue waters.
Awesome, that duck is full!
Take a look at This and click pause immediately.
You`ll see a guy unconscious at the sight of the stork delivering three babies, with a lady rushing over with a beer. Underneath it reads: "First aid, a Warsteiner!"
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Don't forget Lando Calrissian.

Ya know, form Star Warz, yo

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This isn't a "drink" commercial in the way this thread is meant but I had no where else to put it.

I just saw a commercial that said all Trump style "MAKE AMERICA (UNDRUNK) AGAIN TM" Umm...what?

"If you or someone you know is struggling with a drug or alcohol addiction, make the next minute of your life count". Who doesn't want to make America great and undrunk again?!

I think that was convincing enough for me. I shall call the number right away! And join the Anti-Saloon League while I'm at it. Peace out ya drunkards!
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:01 pm
Not old but giving me a freaking boner
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^^^ Yup told mom her acting career was over when she spilled that beer
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