And he walks among us like a "saucy, sassy man"
Jeff Goldblum is a National Treasure
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Jeff Goldblum is a National Treasure
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: Jeff Goldblum is a National Treasure
No.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Jeff Goldblum is a Nincompoop
A.) Brad Bellflower is no Bud Badfellow
B.) Earth Girls Are Easy
C.) MENSA schmensa... if you're so frickity smart, why did you marry Gina Davis?
B.) Earth Girls Are Easy
C.) MENSA schmensa... if you're so frickity smart, why did you marry Gina Davis?
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Re: Jeff Goldblum is a National Treasure
You both are wrong and I am right. Do not disparage the Goldblum. -2 to your Goldblum scores.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Jeff Goldblum is a Nincompoop
Gee... Let's ponder that question for a bit...
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Re: Jeff Goldblum is a National Treasure
She was an awkward beauty, in her time.
Quite titillating in Transylvania 6-5000.
Quite titillating in Transylvania 6-5000.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Jeff Goldblum is a National Treasure
He's too Jewish to be gay. So, I guess he thinks he's in tune with the public? Oy!
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Re: Jeff Goldblum is a National Treasure
Not that anyone gives a shit about my opinion but....
A. From a lady's perspective....I would hit that.
B. He was in Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.
C. He was in Life Aquatic.
D. Grand Budapest Hotel.
He's kinda weird and kinda hot. Nuff Said. Goldblum I would probably marry.
A. From a lady's perspective....I would hit that.
B. He was in Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.
C. He was in Life Aquatic.
D. Grand Budapest Hotel.
He's kinda weird and kinda hot. Nuff Said. Goldblum I would probably marry.
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Re: Jeff Goldblum is a National Treasure
Jeff is an out of work aged Jewish actor. It's time he reinvented himself. He's out of style.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.